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can’t wait to get fucking smashed while hot potato plays in the background
roguesquadron2
catch me in the pit during fruit salad
Fruit Salad
YUMMY YUMMY
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cryptidquinn-deactivated2021071
when im playing out a daydream scenario in my head and i catch myself trying to rush to The Good Part™:
this is the greatest tweet of 2018
A werewolf film written by a woman wouldn’t be as interesting because they know how unrealistic it is to be caught by surprise by something that happens regularly every damn month.
#run right into queue#no no no no no the exact opposite#by this standard a werewolf film written by a woman would be much more interesting because it would be more /varied/#some werewolves who are prepared not only for their own shift but also for those of six of their closest packmates#some werewolves who wake up already covered in fur and look at their ruined clothes and think ‘oh /shit/ that was yesterday’#some werewolves who can’t be assed to figure out what day it is and therefore have an alert set in their phone#so that once a month they wake up not to a blinking ‘wake up’ message but to ‘wake up and Be Prepared’ and dramatic hyena music#(and then inevitably lose/break/forget to charge their phone the day before and spend hours humming uncomfortably#before suddenly remembering at the least convenient moment possible and rushing off stripping as they go)#not to mention the one werewolf who only transforms one night a month and then has to refrain from gloating#while they help their one packmate who’s been shifted for an entire goddamned week and has started dreaming of murder (via @ereborne)
And then there’s that werewolf who goes three full moons without transforming, then transforms one night during a waxing crescent moon.
Now I’m imagining some on the werewolf form of the pill and having to regularly keep up their schedule and one werewolf telling another that they used to have such irregular changes but the pill now makes things so much easier and the other werewolves being like oh man I should talk to my doctor about this.
mehofkirkwall
All i imagined is some poor fucker that’s like “you think you have it bad. I got my first change at 9 and change sporadically every 4 months or so. For 2 weeks. Sometimes it happens randomly so i just gave up.”
malicemanaged
Why. Is this not a thing already. Why.
Wake up pissed and agitated with a headache and slam some aspirin with no real thought to the matter because it must just be a shit day. Halfway through the day they just “…oh shit that explains so much fuck fuck fuck”
Switch to a new kind of transformation control and spend the next three months awkwardly half wolfed-out
messageinthecrystal
There is a new comic book series called “Man-Eaters” about tween girls going through puberty and becoming were-panthers!
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@boomsheikas-art-blog @boomsheika not saying it's theo buuuut
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the entire show and i love it
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slipher626
WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK
@raving-tiger holy shit
Maps of The Gaang’s Travels throughout the series.
Book One: “Nice and easy, just gotta get to the North Pole~”
Book Two: “Alright things are a little more complicated, time to snake around a bit”
Book Three: “Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck go go go go go go”
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gaudy face reveal
happy hauntings
when your friend starts their message with “guess what happened today”, and you just know something’s about to go down
I finally did it, im finally a reaction image
When you see to people you don’t like fighting and you just wanna see who wins so you can kick the weakened winner down while they try to regain their strength
cute-necromancing-misanthrope
When someone declares a battle of the sexes, you ur nonbianary so you sit there like
am-ki-wi
I combined it to one image, you’re welcome
Me, waiting for people to put him behind gaudy:
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Anonymous asked:
Who are you voting for?
I’m gonna vote for Regina George ‘cause she got hit by that bus
I’m voting for Cady Heron, because she pushed her.
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theory: there is one cryptid shitposter for each color in the rainbow flag. you're pink, goldie is orange, pukicho is yellow. some of the great cryptid lords haven't arrived but they will come eventually.
they will come
