Stronger Than You

You laugh, but one time I was ringing up a bottle of coke for this really cute lesbian at work and since it’s the Mexican coke with an old-fashioned cap, I meant to ask if she wanted me to take it off w/ the bottle opener.

What actually came out of my mouth was “Um, do you want me to take that top off? Uhh your bottle. The bottle cap. Removed?”

Transcript : Oh and- and can i top you- can i- and would you- and- can i get your top- wa- could i top- *breathes in* can i- uh- *breathes in* and would you li- and can i give dr- k- drink- and- *about to cry* thirsty?

I might bitch about the era of remakes we are in, but that thing when they redesign female characters from decades ago and make them hot but not oversexualized and make perverted fanboys cry ugly tears is banging actually

Guys this is SPECIFICALLY about characters who are still meant to be sexy. Removing sexualization from children’s media is also ok, but in this case we’re talking about gamers going into hysterics over Tifa getting a sports bra

Some dude literally argued that Tifa had small boobs and not a sports bra because (and I quote):

“Boobs don’t squish”.

I was stunned at the sheer level of Self-Burn. All I could do was point out to him that he’d just told the entire internet he’d never touched a boob. 

He immediately blocked me.