I am petsitting for a friend and I need you to look at this cat.

"Oh," you might say. "What a very handsome boy. He seems both fluffy and soft, qualities which i greatly appreciate in a kitty."

And you are correct! He is both fluffy and soft.

"But," you might say, "something about him seems a little off. Just a bit strange. Is that tabby next to him perhaps a kitten? Or unusually small?"

No. No, in fact the tabby is a pretty large cat who weighs 12 pounds. The gray cat is simply unreasonably enormous. Here I am offering him a fist to bump and you can see that my hand - which is about the size of an average cat skull if I am any judge of these things - is quite a lot smaller than this cat's head.

Anyway. Here he is being bigger than the microwave.

(The cats share the churu but the tabby is less bold and will not attempt to wrest it from your grip with his huge and unsettlingly human-like paws, so he is in fewer photos)