A Neo-Atomic Tango Thru a World of Dreams

people r dumb lol

it’s always funny to watch nazis expose their terminal dumbassitude to me, so I can mock them

Honestly? No.

Two. In the first one, Liberia is more or less an American diplomatic outpost in Africa with several import-export office. Most of the slaves and their families were returned to the USA in around 1905 and given land in their former home states as compensation. The remainders are generally black graduates of the Ivy League universities-- they serve as diplomats, customs officials, and import-exporters.

In the second, Liberia is America’s new frontier, with all the horrors and wonders that entails. I didn’t stay long.

I’ve never yet found a timeline where Jews don’t win some sort of self-determination. We’ve had homes in Uganda, Argentina, Alaska, Iran, Birobidzhan, and Saskatchewan. 

My personal favourite is the Jewish Home Lands in Saskatchewan. Financed by a group of wealthy London magnates who wanted to see the Jews “return to the land”, it is a generally peaceful, near-socialistic commune of religious and quasi-religious Jews who attempt to live in accordance with Rav Kook’s principles of being good to the earth and themselves while pursuing a higher knowledge.

My least favourite is the Anlgo-Jewish Uganda Colony.

The weirdest is Tziyon Netzach, a Max-Nordau-meets-Abba-Ahimeir “muscular Jewish” Revisionist Maximalist paradise sprawling from the Mediterranean to the Euphrates, that is close allies with Fascist Italy and won WWII by kicking all the Western powers out of the Mideast while importing 99% of Europe’s Jews faster than Hitler could kill them. It’s ridiculous. The Prime Minister is Meir Kahane and the President is Ariel Sharon. They are technically at war with the United States and Britain, Kurdistan is their protectorate, and they really seem to hate Turks.

Mi k’amcha Yisrael.

Of course. If you look deeper in the notes, you’ll fine @dieselpunkflimflam‘s research notes into the Nazi attempt to build on the work of the shadowy group who created the Immortals shortly before the First World War.

Eichhorst appears as a footnote in the Nazi experiments, but a prominent footnote. He is mentioned specifically by Hans Schmidt, who is listed in most documents as the “Research Head” of the program (Hans Schmidt is of course not a real name; the being known as Hans Schmidt does not appear to have been human) as an “excellent and loyal officer and a capable recruiter for our program”. This footnote was circled by Himmler in red.

I’ve only seen one timeline where that went down, and I hiked south from ‘Frisco to the massive Indian Holding Areas that straddled the former border. Near as I could tell, the USA inherited a massive and unmanaged “Indian problem” from Mexico, and set about dealing with in inimitable American style-- attempting to kill them all off.

The Holding Areas were essentially massive open-air starvation camps, with draconian punishments for attempted escape and a ration system designed to slowly starve the Mayans to death. 

I didn’t stay long enough to find out about the Civil War, but when I visited next (around 1983/4) I heard some whispers about the CIA “weaponizing dictators” to use against Marxist influences in South America; the “Banana Bloc”, a kind of ultra-capitalist privatized hell consisting of all of Central America from the Yucatan on down, was rumoured to be the CIA’s buffer against Communism sneaking in by land.

I’ve never visited the Banana Bloc, and I don’t really want to. I’ve heard the excesses committed there on a daily basis make the Belgian Congo look like a picnic.

I know the timeline you refer to, and it’s super fun to hang around in. Around 1997, the year of Corean reunification, things get really interesting. The music is cool, Radiohead is a good and worthwhile band to listen to, and the livin’ is generally easy. 

I visit that TL (the index name and coding numbers escape me; maybe you remember) to relax, chill out in a world much more peaceful and secure than our own, and feel at peace. Next time you visit, let’s meet up, You can usually find me hanging with the American occupying troops in Ceasefire Zone Kilo. The air is clear over there.

...Wakanda’s not a real country, bro. Also, Robert E. Lee is a fictional character created by Confederate President Jefferson Davis in order to bolster Southron morale during the War of Southron Secession. Davis figured that a true Southron gentleman who was opposed to owning slaves would be an excellent way not only to improve the morale of his own troops but to shake the confidence of the Union troops in their own cause-- if the Confederacy’s top general was opposed to slavery, how legitimate could the Union cause be?

As for the Charge on Gotham (”Gotham” being a nickname for New York), that was led by George Pickett, and it failed. That’ll be another post.

“Robert E. Lee” (the “E” never stood for anything, by the way. Judah Benjamin suggested it be thrown in there so “the name sounds more pleasant”) was played by Junius Booth until Booth was killed by shrapnel at Third Antietam in 1870.

I write short stories on my personal blog lol, but they’re mainly about either being Jewish, being in the military, or both, because those are like the only two facets of my personality.

Whatever material I publish on here will be free to everyone forever, but if someday I publish a book, ya’ll will be the first to know.

I noticed! That’s a facet of the Immortal story I had no idea existed-- can you recommend any good Belgian literature on the subject? Any memoirs or after-action reports?

the connection is pretty tenuous, but it results from the idea that, because Jews believe in ritual handwashing, our populations were the only ones to survive in any kind of numbers. this also meant that we were blamed for the black death in the first place.

i guess what i was going for was the idea of a butterfly effect, but if i were to revisit that now, i’d say that the deaths of Judea’s Jews meant that Europe would have been poorer in every conceivable way-- economically, scientifically, philosophically, theologically-- due to the massive influence Jews had in each of these areas.

but, looking back on the post in hindsight, the deaths of Judea’s Jews would not have changed the total European death toll during the black death