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by far cardi b’s greatest contribution to human civilization
This type of response is the entire reason that I’m on Tumblr
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Everyone made fun of this but he had a valid question tbh
It literally says no loads refused….
can you imagine the alternative. can you imagine hearing about a no* loads refused cumdump event that specified your load and only yours was being refused. like it had your name on the flyers and everything
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i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes
“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”
and friend got kinda mad at me lmao
Fuck his dad
Fuck his dad
Fuck his dad
Fuck his dad
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'can you pet the dog' turning into a meme trend sucked all the joy and life out of it forever because now whenever a video game lets me pet a dog it has this layer of cynicism to this, like you can't be confident that it's something made out of love for dogs or to put something gentle and nice into the world of the game, you have to have that knowledge in the back of your mind that it could just have been added for viral twitter marketing and that poisons the whole thing. never let me pet a dog in a game again
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vintage phone
Demons took me
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keto so easy
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"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete
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If Zun Did It You Can Too: Make All Of Your Characters Women
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always a shame when a basic dude bags a goth girl and then can't match her freak
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Medieval Girlfriends random doodles
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newbie asked if we're supposed to look out for 'red flags' in interlibrary loan requests in reference to a request a patron had made for a book about cannibalism. she was looking expectantly at me like she was expecting me to be equally aghast at this........girl why would you work at a library if you want to play book police
I'm fascinated to know what kind of world this girl lives in. For what reason are those books in the library at all if not to be checked out and read? Are they there as honeypots for Problematic People™? If you check out a Red Flag Book™, you've fallen into the Evil Person Trap™ and need to be taken in for reeducation, I suppose.
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"Does the author respect women" is a third distinct question from either of the other two.
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