They are all asexual because they aren’t enough characters on the asexual spectrum and they would look good no matter what
Normalize this response
Look a company in my town bought a fucking cyber truck as their company business and nobody is using their service because they're considered the town idiot if they'll pay for that death trap. We should have the same response to AI.
i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing
AN INCREDIBLE REVELATION OCCURRED TO ME TODAY. i realized i could make my djungelskog wear my ghostbusters costume
- The author's poorly disguised fetish
- The author's proudly displayed fetish
- The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have
- The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise
- The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing
- The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves
- The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding
- The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through
- The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road
- The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that
The trope I appreciate very much
ermmm who u gonna call x] ?/?/????
I had previously seen the bottom image with zero context like 5 times before finally finding the context post and that’s why I love tumblr.
Gambit painting, I wanted to do something close up
choose your fav puppy
I really need to talk about Robert Vaughn’s comedic acting, so perfectly summarized in these gifs.
One of the biggest charms of the show for me is how, on the very thin surface, it is a serious spy drama, but you watch these characters in one scene and you see it’s all a gag, a gag where Napoleon is 1000% committed to the bit with all his heart and soul. And Vaughn is not just playing the suave handsome lead spy who always gets the girl. He’s the suave handsome lead spy who trips over himself because he has the misfortune to be in a world which is on occasion embarrassingly not as suave as he himself is, where he is mocked dryly for his ability to get the girl, usually by his partner. In other words, Napoleon is living in a cartoon universe by cartoon rules, while Illya is self-aware and throwing off his groove.
The thing is, most of this is not in the script so much as it is in the little looks and flicks and flair that Robert Vaughn throws into the character, scene by scene. He plays Napoleon as an utterly sincere caricature of a heartthrob superspy. Here, he offers Illya a cigarette (one he has already begun to use) bc it’s an aloof and eloquent gesture, as of a master to an underling. And Illya takes one from the case instead, leaving Napoleon to regard the whole exchange dubiously because Illya went off script. The way Vaughn looks first not at Illya but at the cigarette still in his hand is Inspired, before he shrugs it off as another circumstance he must suffer under in this universe.
Community Basic Intergluteal Numismatics | 5.03
a bunch of gambitos
i really like how his hair turned out here
Newmann…tamafied!!!