probably cooler than you

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.

Pepper spray his pussy

Do not.

so called free thinkers when h-o-t t-o g-o you can take me hot to go

amazing work thank you

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

this beautiful, ice cold, mana potion looking water

one of my favorites of all time

that’s kamala harris

In America they make you work weekends, and even if you want to assassinate a former president, you still have to request unpaid time off

listen I know that you love your robot boyfriend and I'm sure that he's great but his disregard for aftercare is raising some serious red flags for me

you deserve better than a guy who nuts and bolts

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

man what did i click on that tumblr thinks im gay

the sign in button?

fuck the government, fuck big companies, but you gotta be nice to mother nature

it’s so important to follow people on tumblr who watch tv shows that you do not watch because sometimes they will put gifsets of beautiful women on your dash and you get to look at them

this whole “never repeat outfits” shit is not working for me. i get attached to one oversized sweater and that’s all you’ll see me in for a week

It's called a signature outfit and it's a part of my character design, and can only be changed if a significant time skip or a plot point occurs.