the wave returns to the ocean

I didn’t include ‘parasocial besties’ bc it would have been too much of a sweep imo

don’t forget to reblog for sample size ✌️

"when i was your age, netflix came to our house in the mail" never gets old. they don't believe you, because they can't, because they cannot conceive the apparatus by which this would be true. but it is true. they mailed me season 1 of the sopranos with stamps. with fucking stamps man

Skara Brae Buddo, human figure carved from whalebone, dated c. 2,900 – 2,400 BC. Discovered at Skara Brae, a Neolithic settlement located in the Bay of Skaill on the Mainland, an island in the Orkney archipelago of Scotland.

Tshirt idea I had

I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

Please stop telling yourself you are complaining and whining when you are only expressing how you feel on a physical, mental and emotional level.

this cannot be a real fortune i just got

me: oh yay! i love fortune cookies 🥰 can’t wait to see what my fortune is! 😄💕

this cookie: kill yourself and shut the fuck up

i never know what to say when someone is embarrassed about their age

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

rememeber. when nothing is wrong you can make it wrong. the power is yours to make the situation as terrible as possible. dont give in to the situation. change the outcome. from neutral to worst. be the worst case scenario you want to see in the world. i believe in you.

Chunky mimikyu!!

posing figurines by DoeHome

Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

Ready or Not 2019 | dir. Tyler Gillett, Matt Bettinelli-Olpin

Haven’t seen anyone post this one on tumblr and i needed it here so x

TITfit reveal!!! matching crochet vests with my stuffed crab

cause we gotta meet dan and phil in ✨style✨

the crab's name is carlos btw, he's v cool

fun numbers: my vest is 19,792 stitches, took an estimated 70 hours, materials were $111 nzd and it weighs 810g

next project: returning to work on father philip who is currently just a forehead

as far as i'm concerned all "yuri" is "toxic yuri" because women are ontologically evil thanks to eve's original sin