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White boy stuns waiter by ordering bread in perfect harsh noise

Guys do u know that one meme where there's a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^

I FUCKIBG GOT IT RAAAAAHHHHHHH 💥💥💥💥💥

white boy SHOCKS restaurant staff by demonstrating his electricity powers

going to a restaraunt, ordering two meals, and eating the other meal really fast between waiter visits so that the staff thinks I’m sharing a meal with a ghost

What would happen if you asked the guy that does the cheese thing at olive garden to just stick his fingers in your spaghetti like they would be legally obligated to do that

uhhh i think that would be against like, the contract??? i dint think theyre legally allowed to tamper with food. especially since its a waiter and not a chef. im guessing a waiter wouldnt have gloves on

But what if I asked politely

Then he has to kiss you first