thatsaverygoodpost reblogged
First rule of reincarnation is to have insane sex with the guy who killed you last time
First rule of reincarnation is to have insane sex with the guy who killed you last time
maybe we will be keychains on the same key ring in the next life
You and your worst enemy spent a lifetime making each other miserable. After death, your consciousness and memories merged. It turns out you are the same person, and in a previous life you were such a bastard that you were reincarnated into two so you could experience yourself first-hand.