Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact
Don’t forget, someone damning you is also a prayer
youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.
they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country
my name is lunchbox michael and I am here to raze this city to the ground
we have to throw the baby out, due to its corrupting effect on the bath water
If you make jokes about your area of expertise you're just being flippant and disrespectful and if you discuss the topic with any degree of seriousness, you're a cringeworthy elitist. Solution: take drugs and finger yourself until you die of thirst.
under my regime all forms of power will be illegal. strength, bravery, beam attacks. everything
im just fucking with you my liege
resolving to stop destroying everything i love before it can be taken from me at 1:34am. 2:12am... back to destroying everything i love before it can be taken from me
They should let me have a wicked grin on photo ID just so the cashier knows who they're dealing with.
*puts hand on your shouder* its ok dont cry. I know what it feels like to get run over by a car one million times. Forwards and backwards. Until you get really flat and dont have any blood left.
I dont care if thats not what youre going through. I just wanted to say something crazy. Can i have a few dollars from your wallet
Going insane about kicked dog with rabies type characters
On a more serious note though perhaps I'm obsessed with this because I want more sympathy for characters who externalize their problems. Fuck being a perfect victim fuck being a decent one, something horrible was done to you and it was never recognized and you will never ever get back the person you were before, you had everything taken from you and now all you're left with is anger and sharp things and you know what. You should be able to bite people about it
Breaking: Blogger with "communist pepe" icon uses r-slur, reclamation status debated. Vibe level downgraded to "Sus" upon discovery of ten consecutive low-res photographs of politically dubious eastern European paramilitaries.
if ur in a tough situation and don't know what to do immediately escalate to violence. follow me for more life advice ❤️
Saw a dude wearing a shirt that said “BEAST MODE ON/OFF” with the “ON” indicated and for a split second I thought it was pointing to “OFF” and i was like thats fucking insane
this would be such an awesome shirt honestly. like count yourselves lucky motherfuckers, im not even in beast mode right now. dont push me or i'll go home and change into my other shirt
Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+left, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired
if i had a button where if i pressed it i would get a thousand dollars but some random person in the world somewhere would die, i would wait til the tonight show starring jimmy fallon was on live and just press the shit out of it til i see that son of a bitch keel over
