#garlic salt – @thatsaverygoodpost on Tumblr

Anonymous asked:

“ooh garlic salt isn’t real” yeah well neither is your MARRIAGE after i’m done FUCKING YOUR HUSBAND and afterwards he eats my delicious cooking that i seasoned with GARLIC SALT. FUCK YOU

redstonedust answered:

i think. you sent this to the wrong person. but im enamoured with your energy. you can have my metaphorical husband you deserve her

#garlic salt #rant #anon #ask #caps