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no mom i’m not high my eyes are red because i’m evil

hate when i see a fly rubbing its gay little hands together in my home….. go find your own evil lair to plot schemes in. slut

Not everyone can AFFORD an evil lair to plot schemes in.

Well that’s when you start building your schemes in here. 🧠⬅️The Mind Palace

This is my unethical polycule. The nonmonogamy is consensual and negotiated we're just evil in other ways.

well... maybe ooone small sip of the sinister potion wouldn't hurt anything

oh? if i'm an *evil* wizard then why does the king let me skulk around the throne offering bad advice unimpeded?

you guys get it

you....

sure she’s evil but look at those tits

don't be so angries at girl just becuse she activated her evil form

dni if

- you will get mad at me for killing you or being evil or throwing you down a well and calling you bad words and mean names and laughing

This is exactly one of the jokes I was gonna have in the evil themed store I made up when I was a kid. Because for some reason when I was a kid I made up an elaborate idea for a real store that would have an evil theme.

Other gimmicks were that buying a machete came with a hockey mask discount and that there would be a pet section but it would stock exclusively scorpions.

we don’t think you’re evil enough so we are kicking you out of the crew

to you he is evil and irredeemable and a terrible person. to me he is all of those things and really awesome