when I was a child my cat died and the only way I could rationalise it was drawing her being crucified because I went to a catholic school and I thought that just happened to everyone when they died
I cant comment on this just fucking look at it
Getting top surgery at a reduced price and waking up with one boob
I heard they're making a sequel to adderall
but watch out!!
meth was the prequel before anyone gets the wrong idea
the sequel is cutting off a finger and fighting through the pain
call me a creep, but
whats wrong babe youve barely touched your yaoi shower gel
she hyperfixate on my special interest till i infodump
she hyperfixate
on my special interest
till i infodump
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Pippa Garner - Half Suit, 1982
guy who sees something scary and says This is activating my suck or fuck response
if this breaches containment this may have the worst notes on any post i ever make
how is it that so few people i work with would fuck their clone. i wouldn't be able to leave the room for three days if i had a clone available to fuck. we wouldn't be allowed in public until we got it out of our systems. if i see a clone of myself it's on sight.
she sand on my man til i cardoor hookhand
Utterly incomprehensible to anyone who spends a healthy amount of time online, fantastic.
my job in the leftist commune is anon hate receiver
microwave for three hours
turn your microwave oven into a regular one
i'm sorry but 90% of 'gym bro' content online is just eating disorders for men. this is their version of coquette
reblog if your blog is a safe space for ghouls and goblins
the death rate of ghouls and goblins is within the standard death rate of everyone else on my blog.
here hahaha drink this serum and i’ll do a surgery on you. for science you see.
i never see anyone with “pilled” in their url be anything but the most pathetic kind of turbo reactionary
Smiles sadly and walks into the forest never to be seen again
Smiles sadly and walks
into the forest never
to be seen again
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
