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So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make any small talk, just straight into “I clocked you doing 70 in a 55.” The only time I’ve ever gotten the “do you know why I pulled you over?” was the time when I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” is a trap. It means there’s a good chance the officer doesn’t actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, that’s a confession of guilt.

But there’s another trap, that I’ve heard of but haven’t yet experienced. It’s “do you know how fast you were going?” With that one, they’re hoping you’ll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want – you just said you didn’t know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then you’re lying to them.

Oh, I’ve had that one. Go with “yes.” Don’t give them a number, just say “Yes.” Then they still have to offer a number and you can deny it without contradicting yourself. They could just ask you, at that point, but that’s suspiciously similar to saying they don’t know, and they tend to avoid doing that.

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if you scroll past this just because it doesn’t affect you personally, i see you.

Also, you can always go to court and contest a ticket, and a lot of times you’ll win. Or if the cop thinks you’ll win they won’t even show up and you’ll win by default.

They like to target out of state plates because anyone who would be majorly inconvenienced by a court date two months away is a lot more likely to just pay it.

kill the cop inside your brain by thinking about fentanyl

The police are brave enforcers of the law which God commands us to obey. If you have a cop inside your head that is a good thing. It means you have morals. Don’t let these Satanists destroy that with hellish substances.

This is idolatry. Only God should be inside your head. If you have a "cop" inside your head, that is a demon. Attend mass, heretic.

i killed god with fentanyl

Aaaand scene! Good work everyone!

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They learned this from leftist activists when we weaponized this fact against facists but lack the insight to understand why we did it.

Can confirm that while Disney aggresively flags videos, nine times out of ten they just want to monetize it themselves so it will still be visible.

It's vinyl chloride, not PVC, vinyl chloride is used to make PVC. Vinyl chloride has a boiling point of 7.9 degrees Fahrenheit or -13.4 Celsius.

Because of its low boiling point it is subject to flash evaporation. How do you make a train derailment with train cars containing a toxic and flammable substance that will flash evaporate when exposed to air and said cloud of flash evaporated can ignite for a secondary explosion safe for workers to clear? You blow it up so that all the vinyl chlorate immediate evaporates allowing you to also contain and control any secondary explosion.

It makes sense they're fucking with journalists because Norfolk Southern lobbied to block new safety regulations that could have prevented this. Ohio is a critical crossing point for rail and semi cargo transport. Cops protect and serve the interests of capital.

I JUST REMEMBERED WHY ON EARTH DO SOME PLACES STILL USE HORSES FOR LAW ENFORCEMENT GET MY GUYS OUT OF THERE!!!!!!

USE LIKE IDK MAN THREE GUYS IN A HORSE COSTUME