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when i was a kid we only had windows 95 and we had to sharpen the points of our mouse cursors with pocket knives to make them precise enough to click things reliably

fuck this fuck you clicks on you in task manager and hits end task

opened the side panel of my computer and god was trapped in one of the cooling fans, screaming and thrashing about. very embarrassing

big fan of creatures that are both divine and mechanical

there’s some kinda connection to be made between angels and robots but i can’t make it. someone else make this post for me

#tagged for me #every time a computer is courteous or kind to you because it was programmed to be that way #i hope you think about how angels too were made to serve and worship their creator #and i hope you want more for them too

Hey what the hell this is beautiful??

Computer show me the "big one"

a dot matrix printer slowly but surely starts producing a crude representation of a largemouth bass

why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that

what the fuck

wanna come over and play spreadsheet on my computer

the computer is god’s new favorite animal and we will be horribly punished for what we have done to it

hey kid. im a computah. stop all the downloadin 

*coming home after a long day of work at the computer company and standing somberly in the doorway until my wife looks up from her book on the sofa and i take a deep breath and look at her but really it's like i'm looking through her, looking a million miles away* i deleted a man today

we should globally ban the introduction of more powerful computer hardware for 10-20 years, not as an AI safety thing (though we could frame it as that), but to force programmers to optimize their shit better

somewhere in the lobby of a dilapidated radio shack a horde of floppy disks have started devouring the corpse of a system unit

computer must be:

download killing upload pain. instant thousand deaths to brain. motherboard on murder spree. blood computer victory.

new month, new postcard for the postcard club! 🖥📀💾