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waiter can i have another menu now i finished reading this one

what is it with me and devouring bland ass foods. saltine crackers? whole box eviscerated. claw marks in the cardboard. white rice with nothing on it? you best believe it’s down the hatch . bowls at a time. don’t even get me started on bread

you’ll never believe what just got handed to me

Autism diagnosis?

well i sure hope not because i ate it in 3 seconds

Friendly reminder for any other people on the autism spectrum:

It's not recommended to offer to kill someone's dad, especially if you're talking to a stranger

may I please have more context?

Sometimes dads are terrible and should die, and you can console people by offering to rid them of this troublesome parent, but you should be friends with the person before making the offer

how the fuck are we supposed to make friends if not through gestures of patricide?

Unknown. I'll provide updates if I ever figure it out

what do you mean Just Standing There Ominously doesn’t count as socializing

wanna come over and play spreadsheet on my computer

autistic who goes “fun fact” and then proceeds to tell you the most gruesome unfunny thing you’ve heard all day

i know ive reached insane levels of autism when im pacing around my room waving my hands around pretending to explain my new fixation to a group of VERY invested VERY silent people for half an hour straight

the autism mood of never knowing when its “your turn” in a convo so you say the first word of your sentence about 5 times before you actually get to speak

I do this but when i don’t get attention i just start frowning aggressively until someone notices

Tumblr makes sense to me bc if i see something i like i get excited and hit the button to show other people and theres no weird unspoken social conventions my autistic brain doesnt understand. I can literally sit here and reblog 150 niche shitposts about harvest mice in an hour just bc they make me happy and i dont have to explain myself to anyone and i'll actually *gain* followers instead of just being called weird and downvoted or whatever its so cool

huh. something small but unexpected happened and it threw me off my rhythm. the whole day is ruined now. its gonna take me 3-5 business days to recover

i hope my unwashed hair and deer in headlights type stare has captivated you

Somebody stop me from dumping out literally all of my colored pencils and sorting them by color just to see what it looks like

Very big fuck you to the people in the notes egging me on 😭

1250 pencils and I regret every single life choice I've made thus far

Does this result please you

Personally, I feel like it could be sorted a step further

IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT

Yeah

An eight year old boy completely blew me away today when I crouched down to show him the ratsnake I was holding, as he immediately correctly identified it and then proceeded to hit me with a FLOOD of information about their species, behavior, and exact geographical range (WHAT) that I could barely keep up with.

And then he just kept going. Without stopping. Just an unfaltering stream of information about native snakes that completely and totally waylaid my years of carefully prepared, child digestible snake information. And then all of my more advanced, sometimes adult digestible snake information.

Then he was off about the rediscovery of crested geckos in New Caledonia in the 90's. From there I didn't even have much to say about the rest of his information--he wasn't talking about animals I had much knowledge of or experience with. It SOUNDED correct, but I wouldn't have known.

I've been doing this my whole life and I genuinely think that 8 year old knew more than me. He cared about it SO much. He showed me on his tiny arm where he'd been bitten by a milk snake days before. He still wanted to hold the ratsnake.

I don't have a point or moral or anything here, it was just a weirdly impactful experience I wanted to share. I think weird little kids like that are going to save the world.

“some things aren’t meant to last” ok but consider this: I love permanence and consistency

I am a recreational Noticer. I love to Notice Things and Make Connections and Identify Patterns. This is one of my favorite activities and it requires me to behave in compulsively silly ways online.