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Wasn’t gonna drink tonight but the helium crisis got me fucked up
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Full bottles of wine are on sale for £3.50 at Aldi rn.
In other news. Would anyone like tonrun through the forest nakesd and make out with me
i replaced your wine with bad poison that makes you horny. you have five hourrs
So you replaced my wine with wine?
four hours fifty-six minutes
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parents will get drunk and say shit like "youre so lucky i traumatized you different than my parents did me"
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Guys do u know that one meme where there's a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^
I FUCKIBG GOT IT RAAAAAHHHHHHH 💥💥💥💥💥
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Put your cock in a fishnet girl. Shake it four times
is this a drink mixing tutorial
It is whatever you want it to be
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this place sucks im gonna drink six beers and jack off
[id: "#this place rocks theres a guy pounding back bears and jacking off" end id.]
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Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house
Peter: thank you, but I can’t
Bartender: why not
Peter:
Bartender:
Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant
fuckingships
Bartender, shook: oh, congratulations, boy or girl?
Peter, now in full-on panic mode: it’s an uh, spider