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I can bend reality to my will but I only want and think things that are already true and going to happen so it doesn't really come up

really love it whjen someone has vibes like they were meant to be old. like it suits them. gordon ramsay morgan freeman. my really cool old high school guidance counselor. im hoping for that for myself. cool old deerish grandaunt

a comic about trauma

POST APOCALYPTIC BOOKWORM: nothing like curling up in a cozy corner in your corrugated scrap metal shack with a good book and a warm cup of rat juices during an acid rain storm

NICE HELMET.ILL USE IT TO SERVE DIP

White Baby has released an apology statement

idk people manage to disagree about all sorts of bullshit. we share this beautiful world with flat earthers.

Fact: a forest is a place where there is a collection of upright trees.

Fact: a place without upright trees is not a forest. You don't call it a forest if the trees are lying down, or if it's just near a forest, or whatever.

Fact: when a tree begins to fall it is no longer upright.

Conclusion: a falling tree is by definition not located in a forest. When it begins to fall, it instantly becomes located in, idk, a small clearing or meadow or something.

The world needs to accept that "if a tree falls in a forest" is an impossible scenario. The question is simply nonsensical.

no, a clearing exists within a forest, so the tree is still in the forest. a clearing is just negative space in a forest, it’s by definition in a forest. also, most of the trees around are still standing up so it’s still a forest, even by your definition.

See, now instead of arguing about the definition of "sound," we're arguing about the definition of "in." Huge progress.

and here I was ready to argue about the definition of "no one"

What we haven't argued on yet is the definition of tree.

when i was a kid we only had windows 95 and we had to sharpen the points of our mouse cursors with pocket knives to make them precise enough to click things reliably

one more day til the stop sign

Everyone get up it’s stop sign day

Stop sign day

STOP SIGN DAY

WHERE IS THE STOP SIGN

STOP SIGN!!!

STOP SIGN!!!

There's a gap in my resume because for two years I was serving ruinous powers

A loanword is a word taken from another language, such as ‘angst’ or ‘tsunami’ or ‘calque’. A calque is a literal translation of a word from another language, such as rhinestone (from French caillou du Rhine) or blueblood (from Spanish sangre azul) or loanword (from German lehnwort).

official linguistics post

i need to train in a temple for 50 years bye

nvm they wanted to teach me discipline & patience instead of Hundred-Man Slaying Fist Technique so i dont care anymore

this too shall pass

HURRY UP

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

[enters my own room] damn bitch you live like this?

Clumsiness is the fucking worst moe trait of you ment a bitch that kept dropping shit you'd fucking hate her

B-but I'm clumsy and I ummm don't think people hate me >w<

Girl I'm not picking up after you go get a broom and a dust pan

Yes sir!

*goes and collects one from the cupboard but trips and drops it and falls with my ass up in the air*

Uwahhhhh

I'm putting you down

did you hear mark zuckerberg renamed facebook to ligma

what’s facebook

what’s facebook

who the hell is mark zuckerberg

someone needs to stop this blue guy