pros of being generally hard to notice: im sneaky >:) cons of being generally hard to notice: They Freakin Forgor Me

people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what a cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.

it's actually really embarrassing how you're trying to flee my haunted castle right now

long overdue for a scream in the woods

This transition is straight out of a horror movie

@heymynameismolly-jk wow

I've literally never been kissed this much it is frying my brain

i hope a ceiling fan fall on yall

we were at the beach on a towel so...

So watch out

The trope I appreciate very much

me: hey so how far does your 'all-seeing' sight extend?

the many eyed creature in my basement: ARE YOU ASKING BECAUSE YOU TRIPPED ON YOUR OWN SHOELACES IN THE FOYER AND FELL ON YOUR FACE?

me: oh... so you saw that... :(

the many eyed creature (trying to be nice): ................ NO.

i hope my unwashed hair and deer in headlights type stare has captivated you

Louise Glück, from “Mutable Earth”, Poems 1962-2012

And the grass where you lay left a bed in your shape

𝘈𝘯𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘸 𝘚. 𝘉𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘯

new horror character archetype: guy whose first response to every situation is to suggest hitting it with a car regardless of how likely that is to be effective at dealing with the threat they're up against

This deserves an Oscar

They say there aren’t any iconic tik toks but I know I’m going to be thinking of this one for weeks

[video transcript:

i’m here with a message about an issue thats that’s very close to my heart. an issue that affects me, and millions like me everyday. my message is simple:

don’t touch my shit

we live in a world where millions of people go everyday without touching my shit. why can’t you be one of them?

you alone have the power to stop touching my shit, because you are the one touching my shit. in fact, research indicates that by the simple act of you touching your shit, and only your shit, we can eradicate the issue of you touching my shit almost immediately

with only a dime a day. i made a little stack of dimes and put it on my dresser. it fell over so i know you’re touching my shit

don’t touch my shit]

Reblogging the accessible one

Also thank you for providing a transcript

I’m seriously tempted to show this to anyone who touches my shit