If you didn’t know what you’re choosing for, this is an incredibly confusing selection

I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!

tag this post with your first result you get when you type will

I need to talk about the fact that Bucky’s still got his right hand 100% free and could be punching Spider Man into next Tuesday already. But he still stood frozen, looking shocked as all fucks and lemme tell you right now that that was not because someone’s managed to block his metal fist because lbr the metal arm was never unstoppable before, especially when super-enhanced/-equipped people are involved – so basically he doesn’t take that punch cus he’s actually just now able to hear the other guy’s voice and it clicks that this is just a fucking k i d

#THANK YOU SOMEBODY FOR SAYING THIS OTHER THAN ME#LIKE THANK FUCKING CHRIST SOMEBODY REMEMBERS THAT THIS IS A GUY WHO STOOD UP FOR ITTY BITTY STEVE SINCE CHILDHOOD#AND NOW HE HEARS THIS ITTY BITTY VOICE AND IS LIKE#FUCK IT’S A BABBY I CANNOT HIT THE BABBY HE IS SMOL WHY IS HE OUT RISKING HIS LIFE WHERE IS HIS GUARDIAN RN#WHY IS HE NOT IN SCHOOL FFS

Those tags. ^^

(Also I think the concept of BANTER during a fight is 100000% foreign to Bucky and he’s not sure how to process it!!!) 

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

“And so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, 'Nice going, loser.‘” 

iconic

whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord

since bahorel and feuilly both weird ass names they make fun of each other and their conversations are usually

‘hey fungus when’s movie night’

‘better get your ass off the couch barnacle’

‘fiddle shut up and kiss me’

‘where are mY PANTS BLUEBELL I HAVE WORK IN FIFTEEN MINUTES’

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I was walking home from a really fucked day at school, and apparently I also happened to be dressed as Santa Claus ?? And I see a lady pushing a stroller, one with those like curtains to cover the baby from like the sun or sight or smthg, and when she lifts up the cover it’s a small child made entirely out of corn cobs. That Child of the Corn was really excited to see santa

These always throw me for a loop before I read the URL

When the whole squad is in on your shitposting shenanigans 

motivation

RELENTLESSLY GAY

I have goals for when I get a yard.