i’m sick of all this “popular jock has crush on nerd he beats up” do you know what i want. i want a stereotypically popular cheerleader who has a crush on the weird girl who’s always studying and who her friends make fun of and who she always catches glancing at her in the hallway and who’s at the top of their class and who’s always picked last in gym and whose glasses are broken during dodgeball and who comes to one of the football games just to see her cheer and who asks her if she wants to go to mcdonalds after the game and who kisses her after sharing a large soda and medium fries

i did it

OH MY GOD……..OH YM GOD…………

also the first one endorses toxic masculinity and relationship abuse so yeah fuck that

Modern amis this time, yay! (plus monsieur Pontmercy)

Man, I hate my scanner so much

this is a CALLOUT post

(here’s the post in the second to last image)

This happened to my music when it got stuck while I was trying to copy it. It’s terrifying.

extrEME CRESCENDO

Yes, I can imagine it. 

Game idea: You play as a humble peasant who must fight off waves of adventurers who feel entitled to just waltz into your house and loot whatever they please.

LET GO OF MY CHEESE WHEEL YOU JERKFACE

Humble Peasant kills adventurers that enter their home

Humble Peasant keeps their weapons, magic items, and hold

Humble Peasant realizes that stronger and stronger adventurers are coming to claim their growing pile of loot

Humble Peasant builds traps and fortifications to keep them out

Humble Peasant procures exotic pets to help defend their home

Humble Peasant continues to amass more and more loot and attract stronger and stronger adventurers

Humble Peasant has to keep building up and fortifying their home, traps, and pets to keep the adventurers out

Humble Peasant suddenly realizes that they have accidentally built a dungeon. It’s a fucking dungeon now. It’s fortified and full of traps, monsters, and treasure, and the Humble Peasant is the boss.

Humble Peasant realizes that adventurers will never leave them alone now.

Humble Peasant hates adventurers.

Humble Peasant accidentally becomes major villain.

I’d play it

This sounds like the best tower defence game ever.

Giraffe-taur drops a quarter: the crappy comic.

okay but this is the purpose of the internet. I can look at a cute comic about a giraffe centaur who dropped his quarter trying to get a crappy vending machine snack. In no universe would I think of or make this myself. How awesome

So this just happened.

My sincerest apologies to the random dude that I just French dipped in public and then proceeded to make a comic about.

holy crap this made its way back onto my dash why are there that many notes there should not be that many

hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm

false i have a bruise that resulted from my deep love and affection for spaghettios and my inability to hold onto the can of spaghettios

Sorry

h o l y s h i t 

its good to know that ytp is still thriving

So I went looking at Gordon Ramsay videos and found this and laughed for about 10 minutes.

LOVELOVELOVE 

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING

It’s been a whole year since I created these characters. Now the family has doubled, and I’ve made it into a blog (x). Gosh, look how far we’ve come.

deviantart posted this on facebook and this happened omfg

tbh I’m never living this scene down

I haven’t been on tumblr for a minute, but this dragged me back. 

@flyingacepoe

bae. babe. oh my godmi dyign?

@sillydragpoes @frafeels

poe dameron has called leia organa ‘mom’ at least three times