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An Absolute Buffoon™️

@thatmooseinarea51 / thatmooseinarea51.tumblr.com

Ηεγ τhεrε!! I am Zeve!
I reblog a lotta stuff and scream about things sometimes
Technically, theoretically, hypothetically, I draw stuff (and then forget to post it) so send me a✏️ emoji if ya wanna find out what I’m currently working on (and nudge me to actually work)
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About Me

Hello hello!! You can call me Zeve. I dunno how you ended up on my blog but I hope you’ll have a nice time here!!

Pronouns: any are fine!! Switch it up a little, yanno? I don’t mind being called ‘bro’, ‘dude’, ‘man’ ’girl’, or any other words like that.
Please tag: eye gore. Feel free to send me an ask or DM if there’s anything you’d like me to tag and then I’ll tag it from then on to the best of my ability.
I post art sometimes!! I’m not really well-known enough to get requests but also feel free to send me art suggestions or requests because sometimes I need a lil nudge! If you wanna find out what I’m working on at the moment send me a ✏️ emoji or just ask me and I’ll send a picture
My anon is always on if you need someone to talk to, goof around with, anything like that!
Literally the only tags I have are the very broad #schmoo speaks which is for any time I make my own post or add commentary to a post, and  #my art for any time I, yanno, post art. I’ve been trying to talk more and reblog less cus I feel like I don’t really speak enough.
DNI: the usual. No exclusionists of any kind, please, or I will go to your house and poke a hole in every single liquid container you own. NSFW blogs/messages will result in a block.
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"syntax error: unclosed if at line 56": perfect error message, tells me exactly what I need to fix and exactly where to look for it.

"memory write failure at address 0xeb008a": good error message. describes the problem well enough to enable troubleshooting by an experienced user.

"something went wrong, please try again": bad error message. does not tell me anything useful.

"oops! something blooped! 🙁": I will kill you with my bare teeth

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duckysprouts

i need everyone to understand the poetry of curly turning a blind eye to anya’s suffering only to be robbed of his autonomy and voice as she was and then forced to observe jimmy’s crimes and the abuse of his own body

gentle resentment

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Gonna be fr grown adult queers should know better than to engage in crazy fear mongering telling other people it’s over and we’re all gonna be sent to camps and lose our rights and be criminalized and whatever like hey how about don’t tell a group of people with unbelievably high suicide rates that there’s no hope and life is over

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redbuddi

We need less power-couples and more fail-couples. A pair that individually are disasters but together make everything even worse. Not in a toxic sense, they are just both so lacking in common sense that being together creates a shenanigans feedback-loop. They will become everyone's problem.

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teaboot
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kaijuerotica
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Scaliger Castle, Sirmione, Italy

try building it on land next time you stupid italians

^^^ try to fuck off you ignorant bitch. non sai di merda neanche se ne mangi un secchio, diocane

Whoa mama mia cunt

last man standing

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the things that are reported matters. the language used matters. what is left out of the story matters.

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gamebird

This is very important. Systemic problems trump individual action all the time.

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OOPS I MADE ANOTHER ONE

OOPS I MADE ANOTHER ONE

OOPS I MADE ANOTHER ONE

OOPS I MADE ANOTHER ONE

OOPS I MADE ANOTHER ONE

Oh, look at that. You can see the whole body!

OOPS I MADE ANOTHER ONE

OOPS I MADE ANOTHER ONE

OOPS I MADE ANOTHER ONE

OOPS—I'M MAKING A STORE.

DETAILS?

WHO HAS THE POWER TO STOP US?

NOBODY. NOBODY DOES.

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Ah, they're probably coming up next! I don't recognise the performance off the top of my head, but doing ballet is HELLISHLY INTENSE and doing it without your muscles througly warmed up is just asking for injured tendrons. In between scenes the dancers literally can't sit still for too long or their muscles will cool down, or worse, cramp up, and if they're not changing costumes they're usually stretching, vigorously massaging their legs and, like here, bouncing around to the tune.

So this is a perfectly natural ballerina behavior. They're just keeping warm and bonding. 👍

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curlicuecal

I love how the last line has the exact cadence of a "is the ballerina video cute" blog

these ballerinas are not distressed and this in fact good enrichment for ballerinas when confined outside their natural habitat (the stage)

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