If my baby dies in the first 5 minutes of infinity war I am gonna literally sue marvel.
THE FOUR STAGES OF WATCHING THE INFINITY WAR TRAILER
Do you ever just look at Matt Murdock and think;
Damn,i love this man more than he’ll ever know…
Because same.
things that bother me
1. Matt Murdock isn’t real
2. Number 1
Steven Grant Rogers: *literally kills a man* Me: Aw lol isn’t he cute
ok tom holland is so attractive it makes my insides physically quake and it burns my eyes like…whom
The 5 questions I ask on the first date:
1.) How’s your life 2.) What Hogwarts house are you in? 3.) Do you know how to hide a body? 4.) What’s your favourite color? AND MOST IMPORTANTLY 5.) Do you leave or stay when the credits roll in a Marvel movie. Wrong answer and I will file a restraining order.
When you’re having a great day and then suddenly you think about that one thing that makes you unhappy
can i just say i fuckin love tom holland
My favorite lines from Spiderman Homecoming
I’m sure somebody has already made a collection but I just wanted to make my own faves list. Feel free to add!
- “So… why do they call you Happy?” *window slowly rolls up in silence*
- “Okay Spider-Man- Do a flip!” *peter does a flip* “Yeahhhh!!”
- “And can you smoosh it down real flat? Thanks.”
- “Alright Happy.. have fun trackin’ this laMP"
- "Yeah Spiderman!” *iron man fixes everything* Same guy: *claps hands* “YeAh Iron man!”
- “I’m not a girl.. i’m a boy! I MEAN I’M A MAN!”
- “yoink!”
- “I think he larbs you..” *waiter gives the look™ to Aunt May*
- “That’ll dissolve in about two hours.” “Two hou- maN, I got Ice cream in here!” “You deserve that! You’re a criminal! Bye Mr. Criminal!”
- “What are you doing..?” “Nothing.. you?” “Chess.”
- Peter specifying his last name when calling Happy- “It’s peter… parker.”
- “Why is their secret lair in a gas station that’s so lame…”
- “We have thin walls.”
- “The hat’s not working!”
- Captain America gym video: “..with my friend, your gym teacher.” *gestures to wrong side of television screen* *gym teacher waves*
- “I’m pretty sure he’s a war criminal now but…”
- “This time on peter screws the pooch”
- “HEY BUDDY IS THIS YOUR BIKE”
There’s so many more but these were the ones I could think of off the top of my head… now I want to see the movie again lmao.
i wanna see steve rogers punch a white supremacist in the face... it's for scientific reasons
Basically
Tom Holland’s accent is going to be the death of me.