My favorite lines from Spiderman Homecoming

I’m sure somebody has already made a collection but I just wanted to make my own faves list. Feel free to add!

“So… why do they call you Happy?” *window slowly rolls up in silence*
“Okay Spider-Man- Do a flip!” *peter does a flip* “Yeahhhh!!”
“And can you smoosh it down real flat? Thanks.”
“Alright Happy.. have fun trackin’ this laMP"
"Yeah Spiderman!” *iron man fixes everything* Same guy: *claps hands* “YeAh Iron man!”
“I’m not a girl.. i’m a boy! I MEAN I’M A MAN!”
“yoink!”
“I think he larbs you..” *waiter gives the look™ to Aunt May*
“That’ll dissolve in about two hours.” “Two hou- maN, I got Ice cream in here!” “You deserve that! You’re a criminal! Bye Mr. Criminal!”
“What are you doing..?” “Nothing.. you?” “Chess.”
Peter specifying his last name when calling Happy- “It’s peter… parker.”
“Why is their secret lair in a gas station that’s so lame…”
“We have thin walls.”
“The hat’s not working!”
Captain America gym video: “..with my friend, your gym teacher.” *gestures to wrong side of television screen* *gym teacher waves*
“I’m pretty sure he’s a war criminal now but…”
“This time on peter screws the pooch”
“HEY BUDDY IS THIS YOUR BIKE”

There’s so many more but these were the ones I could think of off the top of my head… now I want to see the movie again lmao.

okay but how does Aunt May not notice Peter got suddenly ripped without any significant fitness activity cuz like:

THATS NOT JUST TEENAGE HORMONES AUNT MAY