Señor Scratchy's defense attorney

agatha harkness + rio vidal adrianne lenker - not a lot just forever

“everyone saw that reveal coming” so? a reveal doesn’t have to be surprising. it has to serve cunt. and they served cunt. what’s not clicking.

Under the Cover with Kathryn Hahn

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Agatha: So, who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Billy: ...I did. I broke it.

Agatha: No, no you didn't. Lilia?

Lilia: Don't look at me. Look at Alice.

Alice: What?! I didn't break it.

Lilia: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Alice: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Lilia: Suspicious…. 🤨

Alice: No, it's not!

Rio: If it matters, probably not, but Jen was the last one to use it.

Jen: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Rio: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Jen: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Rio!

Billy: Okay, okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Agatha.

Agatha: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Rio: Agatha... Lilia has been awfully quiet.

Lilia: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Agatha, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Agatha: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Agatha: …Good, it was getting a little chummy around here.

Lesbian situationship so insane they made her a God.

if you listen closely you can hear me screaming

# taking “undressing her with my eyes” to a whole other level

Just for fun, all of 'em together. This was my original intent, since I've done it before, but felt they could all stand on their own.

(I may have already started sketching some new ideas)

mind your manners, sweetheart

Aubrey trying not to smile or give anything away when the interviewer brings up agathario

I HAVE A SCAR. (insp)

Billy: So if you were the mother…who was Nicky’s Dad?

Agatha: He didn’t have one. I made him myself, similar to how your mother made you.

Billy: Oh…with magic?

Agatha: Yes

Rio: Actually I’m Nicky’s Father

Agatha: No you’re not

Rio: I was there

Billy: How?

Agatha: DON’T—

Rio: WHEN AGATHA AND I REALLY LOVE EACH OTHER—