That Idiot

The face of a man having an existential crisis on national television

children lying on the floor in public areas have such a powerful aura, and i don’t mean like mid-tantrum or something i mean like one time i saw this toddler lying blank-faced, starfish-style in the entrance of a sunglass hut and she still haunts me to this day

once at a theme park i got concerned cause this small child was lying right smack in the middle of the walkway but then i heard his mother saying “i’m sorry…i’m so sorry…he’s pretending to be a melted snowman”

and i just thought yes…….buddy………….you get it little dude

baseball really is the best sport for vampires

Explain

bats

Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me

My parents continuously tell me that my generation’s humour makes no sense and I still refuse to ever explain it to them

i’m at work crying from laughing here how is this not funny asdfsadf

concept: love letters make a comeback ig: studylustre // caaarolt

The other day I politely returned the question “how are you doing?” at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied “oh, you know, same soup just reheated” and I can’t stop thinking about that

Ah, the two genders.

Straight Man

Straight Woman

*hacker voice* i’m in

I EXPECTED NO LESS, godspeed Capitalists 

By: Stefie

The truest sentence I have ever read

This is probably my favourite place to read ☕️🍂

Which episode of Black Mirror is this?

My fucking hero forever.

tbh I am ugly but I’m also gorgeous it’s very complex