He has an excellent point.

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

Some of y’all need to stay on the bench

if memory serves…….. if memory slays…..

Omg I relate to this too much

I don't even have a pet but I felt the fear 🤣😭

cmon bro let’s hang out I promise I won’t moan if you pet me again hahaa

yes!! yippee!!!!!

One of the best parts of having a toddler in your life that can navigate YouTube is they find some wild shit

So were just gonna sit and pretend this doesnt SLAP??

Oh i would never claim this wasn't the bop of the century. I have taste

Oh yeah. This goes off honey

EAR YOUR HEART OUT JOJO SIWA

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WHAT

okay but this is not only a bop but also so much more kid friendly than I expected?? the animation is clean and cute, the song is dope with no double entendres or anything, the dancing looks fun without any sexualised moves. Like, this is made for kids, but with EFFORT and KIDS IN MIND. I love this. Also, penguin boys who support their sister and show kids that gender roles are bullshit

@5u5

Geriatric 26 year old tumblr user with sore knees and slow texting thumbs has been voted into a euthanization bed by a council of mutuals for not knowing how tiktok works and getting too scared by algorithms

Very human inventions

Simulacra and simulation

I'm the naked neighbor and I'm not sorry about it

lying to people in positions of power (landlords, rental agencies, employers) to get what u want (a flat, a job, whatever) is cool and u should do it more often.

maybe it’s the Older Sibling in me but lying to people outright, by omission, or by implication is a useful skill. if the landlord says it’s not a party flat tell them you’re relieved to hear that because you hated living with people who had people over a lot. no you didn’t meet your future roommates through a facebook flatmate searching group, you met through mutual friends. you’re neurotypical and love working with people, customer service is your passion! you used to do tons of volunteer work in high school while also juggling extracurriculars and maintaining good grades which shows you’re really good at time management and like being busy, nevermind the fact that your school required you to do those volunteer hours. lie on the spot! adapt! you too can be the perfect person for every single situation! don’t feel bad about it! there’s no reason to be honest as long as it won’t directly be clockable as a lie!