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The 12 Most Affectionate To Heartless Ranked In Order:

1. Cancer women

2. Taurus women

3. Leo women

4. Libra women

5. Pisces women

6. Virgo women

7. Scorpio women

8. Capricorn women

9. Aries women

10. Sagittarius women

11. Gemini women

12. Aquarius women

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Advice For The Signs

LIBRA: Occasionally you have to fake it until you make it. I know that this is a cliche you’ve heard many times before, but have you ever actually tried it? Cliches don’t become ‘cliche’ unless a lot of people believe in what they’re implying. Feel free to test this, even if it’s just for a day or two. Pretend that you’re in the right career, pretend that you haven’t been sad at all for the last few weeks, pretend that you’re powerful and comfortable and know exactly who you are. Sometimes a little confidence, even if it begins as a front, is the final piece to the puzzle.

SCORPIO: You’ve had chains wrapped around your ankles for so long now that you hardly ever notice their weight anymore. Don’t get me wrong, it’s wonderful that you’ve found a way to cope with the things that try to drag you down. But it seems like you’ve become so complacent in this state of being that you’ve given up on escape. Like you’re an audience member to your own existence. But you aren’t, even though life comes at you so viciously sometimes. You are in charge of your body, and in charge of what you do with it. Now use it.

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Thoughts About The Signs

Aries: Broken hearts and bloodstained fingers, your voice reminds me of a lively melody. A warrior’s heart with a delicate soul, an unlikely combination you put together so well. You have it hard, don’t you? Yet you get up with only the skin at your knees scraped and dripping red.

Taurus: The reminiscence of a rose - the single flower that’s impossible to hate, delicate and pretty, even when it stops blooming. Your voice could calm even the most chaotic oceans, always soothing with soft notes of 

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Advice For The Signs

LIBRA: Occasionally you have to fake it until you make it. I know that this is a cliche you’ve heard many times before, but have you ever actually tried it? Cliches don’t become ‘cliche’ unless a lot of people believe in what they’re implying. Feel free to test this, even if it’s just for a day or two. Pretend that you’re in the right career, pretend that you haven’t been sad at all for the last few weeks, pretend that you’re powerful and comfortable and know exactly who you are. Sometimes a little confidence, even if it begins as a front, is the final piece to the puzzle.

SCORPIO: You’ve had chains wrapped around your ankles for so long now that you hardly ever notice their weight anymore. Don’t get me wrong, it’s wonderful that you’ve found a way to cope with the things that try to drag you down. But it seems like you’ve become so complacent in this state of being that you’ve given up on escape. Like you’re an audience member to your own existence. But you aren’t, even though life comes at you so viciously sometimes. You are in charge of your body, and in charge of what you do with it. Now use it.

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What The Signs are Made Of

Aries: flawless diamonds, blood orchids, and volcanic rock 

Taurus: fossilized bones, chocolate cakes, and quartz geodes Gemini: glow in the dark paint, redwood bark, and raven’s feathers 

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where's the comic with that guy with a badly drawn swastika on his shirt offering to share racist crime stats contrasted with the guy saying "just google feminism it’s completely unambiguous there are no internal disagreements"

Man, I glanced through the notes and there was so many people getting the wrong idea!

It’s not about whether someone is ‘owed’ an education or not, or whether they’re entitled to one, or whatever. It’s about the raw pragmatic, utilitarianism of it.

If you want people to hold the same position as you, then you have to make an effort to convince them because thinks like PragerU exist entirely to misinform and they’re very good at it.

Seriously, watch a PragerU video. They’re slick, well designed and well made and if you can’t recognise that as the threat it is, I’m not sure what to tell you.

There comes a time where you have to choose between being Righteous and being Helpful.

Some people have made up their mind to be nasty, and you will never breach their barriers.

Some people's minds were made up for them.... you can reach those.

And some people haven't made up their mind. You can teach those.

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Zodiac Signs as Children

Aries : Original problem solving children of the world . Energizer’s, brave, bossy, innocent, bodacious, sophisticated  and our world problem solvers, try to be as smart as the adults, shy, independent, likes to express themselves, free spirit, can be very opinionated, very adaptable, active many things will interest them

Taurus : Stubborn children of the kingdom. Quiet, introvert, affectionate, cuddly, goofy, adorable, thoughtful,sophisticated and strong, can be anti social, tries to help other’s if they can,

Gemini : Curious children. communicative, smarty pants, needs a lot of chances to explore if they don’t have a path they build one, enjoy’s pretty much anything, charming, loves information, love learning new things, learns to communicate better than most children at times

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