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Bryan Kneef x Reader. Angst ficlet at 470 words. Based off this sketch that is not mine. Belongs to Jude Devir.
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It was a terrible fight. At this point you couldn’t even remember what it was about. Well, of course you did. It was downright nasty and you both deliberately said things to intentionally hurt one another.
But that paled in comparison to your current concern. Your boyfriend - is that what even people over 30 say? - was not responding to your calls and messages.
You went by his office to see if he was there. But the security guard said he hadn’t seen him all night. Prior to you, your boyfriend had a long history of philandering. And in the rain, in sweats, you even popped into seedy places he used to frequent.
Hours went by, and you were completely unsuccessful. You wondered if you should even should call the police for and state he is missing. Your normally manicured nails were chewed to the quick, raw. Mutual friends hadn’t seen him either.
You stripped your soaked clothes, shuddering at the peeling sensation. You threw them into the hamper, walking around naked. You took a towel to dry your hair, watching yourself in the mirror. Thunder and lightning crashed, illuminating your partially darkened bedroom. You slipped on underwear and pulled a shirt that he had worn earlier this week, inhaling the warm faded scent of his cologne.
You were about to send one more text message before crawling into bed, when you heard the jingle of a door. You bolted up and called out his name. “Bryan?”
Bryan stumbled through the door, clearly intoxicated. His suit was was a wrinkled mess and the smell of smoke was strong.
Bryan slurred something, looking your way. His eyes were bloodshot and swollen. His hair was all askew.
You got out of bed and went to him, holding him up, assisting him with clothing removal. Once down to his boxer briefs, Bryan stumbled onto the bed and promptly fell asleep.
You placed a trash can by Bryan’s side and climbed back into bed. You were equally relieved and irritated.
But for now, you slept.
When you woke up in the morning, it was due to a solid presence on top of you. You let out a groan, shifting your body as best as you could. Bryan had apparently rolled over and onto you, his arms wrapped around your waist.
The man never snuggled.
You felt your heart swell and ran your hands through his dark hair. Bryan made a sound and shifted. He mumbled something and you let out a ‘hmm’ in response.
“I’m sorry. Please don’t leave me.”
Your hands moved from his hair to his beard where you scratched gently. There was much to discuss. And you both faced a long road. That much you knew.
“Shh, I’m not going anywhere.” You murmured as you continued to scratch his beard. “I love you.”
FIN.
Rafael Barba x Reader. Brief mentions of Rafael Barba x Olivia Benson. Prompt inspired by @sweetsummertime99: “ I was watching friends and it was the episode where Ross writes the pro/con list for Rachel and Emily. I’d like to see if someone would write the same kind of scenario not with a waitress but other attributes. Rafael Barba x Female Reader where Rafael writes the list and the reader finds it. Possibly comparing to Olivia?”
CW: slightly NSFW, some angst. AN: I am the biggest FRIENDS fan - I still get really angry at this episode. My heart breaks for Rachel when Ross makes the comparison list with her and Julie. I blame Chandler and Joey - they don’t take any responsibility for their involvement.
AN2: Thanks to @melsquared79 for all of the help with bouncing ideas and feedback!
In honor of the FRIENDS reunion that premiered yesterday, I am reblogging this series that was based off a FRIENDS episode (S2,E8-The One With the List).
A/N: The NSFW Kneef x Reader Alphabet was so much fun that I decided to give the SFW a roll. So here we go...
A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?) Bryan is affectionate in his own unique way. When in a relationship, it is PDA all the way, arm wrapped around your shoulder, deep kisses wherever he knows he can get away with. He loves to touch you and wants the world to know that you are his. He also shows his affection by spoiling you with everything your heart desires.
B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?) Over bourbon and a Cubs game on the screen. You impress him with your sports knowledge and one week later, you find yourself with him in box seats at the rubbermatch game between the Cubs and Dodgers.
C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?) He will never ask for cuddles. But he secretly loves when you cuddle on his chest or next to him while he reads aloud.
Rafael Barba x Reader.
CW: Language, some descriptions of smut.
AN: Prompt #31 (New Year’s Eve) from the @thefanficfaerie Christmas OTP challenge found here. AN2: Wahoo, I made it to the end!
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The sound of the sanitation truck barreling down your block stirred you awake. You opened your eyes, wincing as bright sunshine flooded the room. Your head pounded and you regretted drinking so much champagne. You shifted and it dawned on you that you were not alone - and naked. You carefully turned around and were face to face with one Rafael Barba who was in a deep sleep and was also equally naked.
Sharing this again; wrote it last year before I knew 2020 would be dumpster fire.
For Holiday! Bingo: Naughty & Nice - candycane. Rafael Barba x Rockette!Reader. CW: candy cane sugary fluff.
WC: 1.5K
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It all started at the doctor’s office. Rafael was overdue for his physical with his heavy caseload at the DA’s office. But he had grown annoyed at the constant reminder calls and mailers from the doctor’s office. He had a rare day off and he decided to use that day for it - to get it over with.
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“Rafael for a man your age, you shouldn’t have blood pressure this high. You need to stress less.”
Rafael looked at his doctor with an incredulous look. “I wish I had a less stressful job.”
That earned a chuckle from the doctor. “Have you ever tried yoga? Meditation?”
“Do I look like the yoga type?”
“How about running?”
Rafael tilted his head and pursed his lips. He let out a sigh. “I could give it a go again.”
“And more green things. Less things in takeout containers.” The doctor further advised.
“Just don’t tell me to give up my coffee. That would be a crime in and of itself.” Rafael groaned.
In honor of The Radio City Christmas Spectacular airing tonight, here is my Barba x reader version!
Thank you @karens-imagined-world for my newest addition (the Kneef sticker). This bad boy is where all my creativity happens.
For Holiday! Bingo: Naughty & Nice - candycane. Rafael Barba x Rockette!Reader. CW: candy cane sugary fluff.
WC: 1.5K
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It all started at the doctor’s office. Rafael was overdue for his physical with his heavy caseload at the DA’s office. But he had grown annoyed at the constant reminder calls and mailers from the doctor’s office. He had a rare day off and he decided to use that day for it - to get it over with.
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“Rafael for a man your age, you shouldn’t have blood pressure this high. You need to stress less.”
Rafael looked at his doctor with an incredulous look. “I wish I had a less stressful job.”
That earned a chuckle from the doctor. “Have you ever tried yoga? Meditation?”
“Do I look like the yoga type?”
“How about running?”
Rafael tilted his head and pursed his lips. He let out a sigh. “I could give it a go again.”
“And more green things. Less things in takeout containers.” The doctor further advised.
“Just don’t tell me to give up my coffee. That would be a crime in and of itself.” Rafael groaned.
⏰ Time zone reblog ⏰
Thankful for all the friendships I’ve made on this app and thankful for all of you, my followers/readers.
I was tagged by @amirightcounselorto share my writing for anyone looking for stuff to read during quarantine.
I started dabbling in fanfic when I was in highschool (I am in my 30s sooo). Originally I wrote stories about WWF (now known as WWE). Stories about Chris Jericho, The Rock and Edge are lost forever on a floppy disc in my mother’s house. I then ventured into the CSI: Miami fandom, where I focused on Speed (whose death I am still bitter about). I eventually crossed into the Jericho fandom (anyone remember that show with Skeet Ulrich?) and The Good Wife (RIP Will Gardner). All of those fanfics can be found here, where I wrote under SincerelyInDenial.
I am currently in the Law & Order: SVU fandom. I only write reader inserts of the smutty persuasion. I primarily focus on Rafael Barba, but have written for Sonny Carisi. I also write about the flaming trashcan overlord that is Nevada Ramirez from Trouble in the Heights.
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Rafael Barba x Reader. NSFW! CW: language, smut - specifically spanking, finger fucking, orgasm denial, choking (light), humiliation talk. WC: 837
The stubble from Rafael’s five o clock shadow tickled your ear and you bit your lip in an attempt to suppress a moan as he sucked on the hollow of your neck.
Large, prominent hands cupped your breasts from behind, tweaking and tugging at your nipples. The only clothing you wore was your skirt, which was bunched up around your waist. Your ruined panties were by your ankles.
Rafael Barba x Reader. CW: Smut, language - NSFW!
WC: 1706
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The sound of birds chirping stirred you awake. The room was an open-air concept, so sunlight flooded the room. You opened an eye and found yourself face to face with a gecko that was hanging off the table side lamp. You turned over and found Rafael still asleep. He was flat on his back, an arm curved over his head and you wondered how he could sleep in such a contorted position. Once more, and of course with ease, Rafael was deliciously bronze, having been out in the sun. His gold chain glinted against the smattering of strands of hair across his chest. Rafael’s breaths were deep and you watched his chest rise and fall. Your eyes continued to follow down the trail of chest hair that trailed down to below the belly button to what you affectionately called the “happy trail.” You smirked as your eyes settled on the size-able tent covered by the white sheet. Rafael was sporting some morning wood.
Pairing: Rafael Barba x Lucy Huston
CW: language, fluff, smut, fictional characters being irrational.
WC: 2238
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The sunshine flooded the bedroom, stirring Lucy awake. She groaned as she sat up, feeling as if she were in a haze. Her head felt as if it was full of cotton and her mouth felt dry. She picked up her phone, it was late morning.
Rafael had texted her a number of times. The most recent read:
[7:30 AM] Please talk to me. Let me know you’re okay. I’m worried.
Grabbing a bottle of water from her nightstand, she recalled the events of the night prior.
Rafael Barba x Reader. CW: Smut, language - NSFW!
WC: 1808
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Two weeks came and went. You giggled as you sat on the bed watching Rafael frantically pack. “Where are my swim trunks?” Rafael questioned loudly as he poked his head out of the master closet. “I just had them!”
“You mean these?” you asked lifting up the trunks with your index finger before tossing them at him.
Rafael narrowed his eyes at you as he caught them. “Did you have them the whole time?”
You half shrugged. “Maybe I was hoping you’d forget them. I mean there is that playa nudista.”
There was a glint in Rafael’s green eyes. “I was hoping you’d say something like that.”
Pairing: Rafael Barba x Lucy Huston
CW: language, fluff
WC: 1750
AN: I am so stoked that so many people enjoyed part one and this pairing. It was meant to be a one-shot, but here we are. I am excited for this ship, toot toot!
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It had been three months. Three months of texting, secret dates, and hidden, flirty looks when in each other’s presence. It would take every fiber in Lucy’s being to not jump into Rafael’s arms when she saw him - whether it was at Liv’s apartment or at the precinct when she was picking up Noah. Likewise, for Rafael - he would be in the middle of discussing a case with Liv when he would simply lose train of thought at the sight of Lucy. Even if she didn’t say anything, Rafael knew her scent intimately - and his olfactory receptors would go into overdrive.
Rafael was tasked to a particularly tough case and it meant many days and nights into the office. It was to his surprise when Lucy showed up at his office.
Rafael Barba x Reader. AN: This is a follow-up to my Señorita series. I have been meaning to write a follow-up and @amirightcounselor inspired me after having some fun conversations about our favorite asshole ADA (this is said with love).
CW: Smut, language - NSFW (male/fem masturbation, oral sex, cum-play/bukkake)
WC: 1738
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Some women balance bowls of popcorn on their pregnant bellies. You, however, balanced your laptop on it, furiously typing away. The glow of the blue light from the laptop filled the room, giving it an almost ethereal feel. The tap-tap-tap sounds from you typing stirred Rafael awake. Rubbing his eyes, he looked at the clock on his side of the bed.
“Cariño, it’s 3:30 in the morning. Why are you awake?” Rafael grumbled, still half-asleep.
“Because mi amor, your daughter wants to keep me up at night, by using my bladder as a bouncy house. Besides, you have been a juez for three years already and if you remember correctly, we agreed we would go back to that tiny resort in Cuba. Ya know, with the nude beach... except life happened and we never did,” you replied.
Rafael Barba x Reader. CW: ALL THE SMUT, language - NSFW! Seriously. This is pure filth y’all. WC: 2615.
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It felt like all eyes were on the two of you as you departed the bar. Rafael’s hand was on the small of your back as you walked first through the doorway. You turned ever so slightly towards Rafael and gave him a small smile.
“I’ll get us a cab,” Rafael offered. He moved to step away, when you tugged on his hand, drawing him back. You stepped close to Rafael. Gazing into his eyes, you smoothed his hair and gently cupped his cheek - you reminded yourself to give him shit about shaving another day - before pulling him into a deep kiss. Rafael could taste the cherry in your mouth, as your tongues dueled. Your sucked in his bottom lip and nibbled before pulling away. Rafael was surprised at how intensely the kiss registered.
