has anyone done this yet

RUBRIK NO!!! THE SOUR KELP IS FOR FATHOMS ONLY!!! YOU'RE NOT USED TO ITS SOUR CITRUS TASTE!!! RUBRIK!!!!!

one of the weirdest (and worst) takes ive seen on the discussion about needing more shape/body variety in new dragon breeds is the whole ''oh well people prefer elegant looking dragons, not goofy ones"". not only is that not true (aethers and spirals are very goofy and also very very popular), it implies skinny = elegant and fat = goofy which is also.. not true. and very weird to imply.

here's my sillygirl Sharky:

who is incredibly skinny to the point of looking ridiculous which is the whole point. she's incredibly goofy, i dont think anyone on the planet would describe her as elegant (i hope not anyway). she's all leg and there's barely any room for her organs. SILLY!! and that's the point

and then here is Hops:

who is FAT (yes hes a snapper but he's fat even for a snapper), and he is very elegant and gorgeous. he is regularly voted the most beautiful man alive by the dragons of the sunflower fields clan.

so if it's really true that FR players only want elegant dragons (which i doubt is true anyway), then there is no reason why an elegant dragon can't be fat. stupid argument.

Baldwin changes

for your convenience:

saw a video of a frog eating a worm and i couldnt help but think of a wartoad shooting out its tongue and nailing some spiral like

“dude what happened to leonald??”

“he got slurmped dude he got slurmped.”

It’s not perfect, but just imagine.

I keep seeing posts re: ‘Fae necks are weird’ so I expored the anatomy a little bit.

They are kinda weird. Sort of heron- or swan-like.

pearlcatchers, man

can you guys tell where I’m going with this 

but yeah I fully believe that Spirals(or at least the hatchlings) can’t move their eyes very well so they have to move their whole heads to look in different directions or keep their heads in place to focus 

chicken spirals 

This almost fits perfectly on beat with “Death by Glamour”

Also, chicken spiral is amazing.

HOLY SHIT 

So is this Spiral hatchling the FR version of Mettaton?

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

WELCOME TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF “COOKING WITH A TINY DRAGON”!

what the fuck

Selling Deity-Colored Dragons, A GenOne, and Two LeapDay Dragons!

http://www1.flightrising.com/forums/baz/1824618 I really want these guys to go to good homes, please.

Please take these dragons from me, I am a terrible parent.

The Snapper fandom is my favorite subdivision of the Flight Rising community because any picture of a Snapper on my dash is accompanied by at least two comments going “amazing bean!!!! aodrable bean!! look at this bean so wonderful!!!” and it honestly makes me so happy you guys keep on keepin’ on

Meanwhile the ridge subdivision is full of “Snoot”

NOTHING ELSE

Just “Snoot”.

the Tundra subdivision is mostly “so soft. so pure. good floof”

in Fae subdivision I’m pretty sure they mostly just scream about necks or something.

OOC: From what I’ve seen of various dragon fans…

Snappers: BEANS!! precious beans!! protect the rock bean children

Ridgebacks: SNOOT! Noses!! Take a closer look at that snout!!

Mirrors: LOOK AT THE MURDERDOG! LOOK AT IT! LOOK! AT! THE MURDERDOG! omg pupper

Faes: You did a great job covering up the neck! I don’t know why but I’m slightly disconcerted?? Pretty tho.

Tundras: SO SOFT! Hug it?? Yes?? Look at all that floof I could die

Guardians: hIM BIG! So stronk, omg I love the story behind their charge i am crying what a brave cupcake

Spirals: !!noodle!!!! nooooooodle! nooDLE!!! !1 ! !!!! so LONG

Pearlcatchers: such a perfect ABSOLUTE [insert insulting term of choice] like seriously such an [insult] i love them

Imperials: How majestic! What a delightful dragon that could murder us all when it raises from the dead! But so gorgeous!

Skydancers: look a bird! skychickens amirite? what a dork but SUCH GRACE

Nocturnes: bat bat bat bat bat bAT BAT BAT BAT BAT

Coatls: buttwings!!! what a cute otter/snake/sausage/corgi/dachshund dragon!! BUTT WINGS and tiny legs

Wildclaws: *velociraptor noises*

One way or another, her children always come home.

Windsinger

Happy V-day, tag pals.

get in the spirit