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Punning Dragon Sith Lord

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Look, mate, my blog is as much a clusterfuck as my life. What I'm trying to say is, Welcome To The Garbage Bin.
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goannafr

one of the weirdest (and worst) takes ive seen on the discussion about needing more shape/body variety in new dragon breeds is the whole ''oh well people prefer elegant looking dragons, not goofy ones"". not only is that not true (aethers and spirals are very goofy and also very very popular), it implies skinny = elegant and fat = goofy which is also.. not true. and very weird to imply.

here's my sillygirl Sharky:

who is incredibly skinny to the point of looking ridiculous which is the whole point. she's incredibly goofy, i dont think anyone on the planet would describe her as elegant (i hope not anyway). she's all leg and there's barely any room for her organs. SILLY!! and that's the point

and then here is Hops:

who is FAT (yes hes a snapper but he's fat even for a snapper), and he is very elegant and gorgeous. he is regularly voted the most beautiful man alive by the dragons of the sunflower fields clan.

so if it's really true that FR players only want elegant dragons (which i doubt is true anyway), then there is no reason why an elegant dragon can't be fat. stupid argument.

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The Night Fury is the fastest, smartest, and rarest of the known species of dragons, as Toothless might be the last known member of his species. It is small to medium-sized with a sleek, dark body with varying shades of a navy blue coloration. It sometimes appears bluish and has faint lighter patterns similar to that of a manta ray. The Night Fury somewhat resembles an axolotl in general appearance and has two pairs of wings with a shape similar to a bat, two mobile, ear-like appendeges on the back of its head that show its mood, as well as other pairs around their jaw depending on their age. They also have a pair of large, yellowish-green, cat-like eyes and sharp retractable teeth. Unlike most dragon species, the Night Fury has a short neck and lacks any kind of horns. The dragon is about 26 feet in length, 27 as a grown dragon.

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threefeline

can you guys tell where I’m going with this 

but yeah I fully believe that Spirals(or at least the hatchlings) can’t move their eyes very well so they have to move their whole heads to look in different directions or keep their heads in place to focus 

chicken spirals 

This almost fits perfectly on beat with “Death by Glamour”

Also, chicken spiral is amazing.

HOLY SHIT 

So is this Spiral hatchling the FR version of Mettaton?

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

WELCOME TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF “COOKING WITH A TINY DRAGON”!

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The Snapper fandom is my favorite subdivision of the Flight Rising community because any picture of a Snapper on my dash is accompanied by at least two comments going “amazing bean!!!! aodrable bean!! look at this bean so wonderful!!!” and it honestly makes me so happy you guys keep on keepin’ on

Meanwhile the ridge subdivision is full of “Snoot”

NOTHING ELSE

Just “Snoot”.

the Tundra subdivision is mostly “so soft. so pure. good floof”

in Fae subdivision I’m pretty sure they mostly just scream about necks or something.

OOC: From what I’ve seen of various dragon fans…

Snappers: BEANS!! precious beans!! protect the rock bean children

Ridgebacks: SNOOT! Noses!! Take a closer look at that snout!!

Mirrors: LOOK AT THE MURDERDOG! LOOK AT IT! LOOK! AT! THE MURDERDOG! omg pupper

Faes: You did a great job covering up the neck! I don’t know why but I’m slightly disconcerted?? Pretty tho.

Tundras: SO SOFT! Hug it?? Yes?? Look at all that floof I could die

Guardians: hIM BIG! So stronk, omg I love the story behind their charge i am crying what a brave cupcake

Spirals: !!noodle!!!! nooooooodle! nooDLE!!! !1 ! !!!! so LONG

Pearlcatchers: such a perfect ABSOLUTE [insert insulting term of choice] like seriously such an [insult] i love them

Imperials: How majestic! What a delightful dragon that could murder us all when it raises from the dead! But so gorgeous!

Skydancers: look a bird! skychickens amirite? what a dork but SUCH GRACE

Nocturnes: bat bat bat bat bat bAT BAT BAT BAT BAT

Coatls: buttwings!!! what a cute otter/snake/sausage/corgi/dachshund dragon!! BUTT WINGS and tiny legs

Wildclaws: *velociraptor noises*

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