Punning Dragon Sith Lord

See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”

who else up hurkleing their durkleing

has anyone done this yet

RUBRIK NO!!! THE SOUR KELP IS FOR FATHOMS ONLY!!! YOU'RE NOT USED TO ITS SOUR CITRUS TASTE!!! RUBRIK!!!!!

Akira bike sliding on a horse

concept art

I know this makes the anti-voting fandom big mad but this is only happening because Murphy was re-elected by a thin margin in November 2021, bucking a 40 year trend of Democratic governors losing re-election in NJ, because enough people voted for him

Remember, people who have a victim complex about voting:

Time to update the good ol' pinned post:

one of the weirdest (and worst) takes ive seen on the discussion about needing more shape/body variety in new dragon breeds is the whole ''oh well people prefer elegant looking dragons, not goofy ones"". not only is that not true (aethers and spirals are very goofy and also very very popular), it implies skinny = elegant and fat = goofy which is also.. not true. and very weird to imply.

here's my sillygirl Sharky:

who is incredibly skinny to the point of looking ridiculous which is the whole point. she's incredibly goofy, i dont think anyone on the planet would describe her as elegant (i hope not anyway). she's all leg and there's barely any room for her organs. SILLY!! and that's the point

and then here is Hops:

who is FAT (yes hes a snapper but he's fat even for a snapper), and he is very elegant and gorgeous. he is regularly voted the most beautiful man alive by the dragons of the sunflower fields clan.

so if it's really true that FR players only want elegant dragons (which i doubt is true anyway), then there is no reason why an elegant dragon can't be fat. stupid argument.

"I'll talk to him guys!!"

i just got here but sincerely what is wrong with dorian pavus. he’s a necromancer. he helped invent time travel with his phd supervisor; this is never touched upon again. he comes out to you in front of his homophobic dad by going “sex. with men. ever heard of it”. he’s canonically so good at magic that he can keep up with god in conversation about it. constantly complains about the weather and all while he has one tit out at all times. his backstory is that he’s simultaneously a delinquent and a girlboss. he’s an alcoholic. his facial hair is completely fucking indefensible. h

Op was possessed by The Iron Bull

All I need is for someone to gently cup my face and tell me I'm not as doomed as I feel.

reblog to gently cup your mutual’s face and tell them they’re not as doomed as they feel

I truly do love how the dragon age games are just:

Origins: you're dead. You have been since the beginning. You should be by the end.

Dragon age 2: you failed and there's nothing you can do about it. You lost your home twice.

Inquisition: you're erased. You are the most important person in the world and nothing you are matters.

And it fucking slaps!!

Frodo and Sam’s journey if it took place in the United States

Average trip to Florida

we must take the ring to jacksonville

Floridor

when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.