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So true Tumblr, so true...

@thatbesomesraightuptruth

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paralol

HOW WOULD YOU GO ABOUT DYING THAT MUCH HAIR 

HOW MUCH HAIR DYE WOULD YOU NEED 

We are going to say it takes 3 containers for a foot of hair, along with the thickness of her hair. Takig in those that factor along with the fact that Rapunzel’s hair is approx. 70 feet (canonically), that makes 70 x 3 =

210

She would need 210 containers of hairdye.

That’s a lot. Wonder how much it cost?

Well hair die costs $6.99 at Walmart. Let’s round that up to $7.00. So multiply 210 containers by 7 dollars and you get $1,470.

It would cost her around $1,500 to die all her hair blue

tumblr: solving the worlds problems one by one this is great

and yet no one here is willing to spend 5 minutes on math homework

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Let’s play a game!

When you see this, reblog and add a Supernatural quote. No repeats!!

I’ll start:

Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.

I lost my shoe

Writing is hard

Assbutt

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snovolovac

i like to think it’s because of my perky nipples 

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mojowoho

Nipples???

Don’t objectify me.

I’m Not A Witch I’m A Nerd

Man, for some reason, I could really go for some pea soup

Dude. Asia.

re2d2

Get the hell off my property before I blast you so full of rock salt you crap margaritas

what do you want, giant?

Can I shoot her?

Cas, get out of my ass!

Hell’s fine. Hell’s like a Swiss watch. Don’t worry about Hell. Hell’s complicated

I’m the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.

That was scary!

I’ll just… wait here then

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arvit

“Is there anything real about you?” - “My boobs”

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awed-frog

Dude, you’re confusing reality with porn again.

Pudding!

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reaperlove77

Do I look like a ditchable prom date to you?

Freedom is a length of rope, God wants you to hang yourself with it

You know I always appreciate our talks, and our time together.

If the pizza man truly loves the babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear?

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drsilverfish

It’s oil. It’s very special, very rare.

Am I the only game piece on the board who doesn’t underestimate those denim-wrapped nightmares?

I would love to have the sex with you.

I may have been born at night boy, but it wasn’t last night.

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winjennster

He’s not on any flatbread.

I could go with you. 

You know what they say, He who hesitates Disintegrates

It’s funnier in enochian

The voice says I’m almost out of minutes

“saving people hunting things the family business” the most important quote

“Demons, I get, People are Crazy.”

dude, you’re not gonna poke her with a stick

I love me some pie.

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Supernatural fandom

So, I’ve heard if you repeat Supernatural 3 times on a post, someone from Supernatural fandom will come with a gif. Let’s try. 

Supernatural

Supernatural Supernatural Supernatural *crosses fingers hoping for funny gifs*

You rang? 

Supernatural Supernatural Supernatural *closes eyes* *spins around three times* *awaits more pictures*

I’m just gonna keep rebloging

we are awesome. 

supernatural, supernatural, supernatural

SUPERNATURAL. SUPERNATURAL. SUPERNATURAL.

SUPERNATURAL SUPERNATURAL

I’m assuming you meant a third one here…

Supernatural

Supernatural

Supernatural

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chiwalker

Supernatural…

Supernatural…

Superatural…

I seriously fucking love my fandom so much. I love you guys.

Supernatural, supernatural, supernatural

Supernatural supernatural supernatural

Supernatural supernatural super-

But what happens when we say it four times?

Supernatural, Supernatural, Supernatural, SUPERNATURAL

This is awsome.

Never not reblogging

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