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i love having friends with favorite colors & shit so i can just send them random crap like yess this is pink ill show it to the pink friend this has a fish ill show it to the fish friend. fish is a color btw

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literallt me i love fish …. and being tagged

boyfriend asked me to post his quail photo. behold

me, age 11: wow an Uglies movie would be so cool!

me, age 31, after watching the trailer for the most aesthetically generic YA dystopia I've ever seen, where Tally is played by an actress ten years older than the character, the Pretties look like Instagram influencers instead of borderline-naturally-impossible anime characters, and fucking Laverne Cox plays Dr. Cable in a misguided attempt to #DiversityGirlboss that actually comes off as a The Trans Are Brainwashing The Youths Into Surgery implication holy shit who greenlit this: I take it back

i'm fucking choking

i think i just had a regular human experience

like it has to be the amulet

i think trans women who are fleeing to domestic violence shelters are too busy being traumatized by the domestic violence they experienced to “whip out their ding a lings” and “further traumatize women (and [people i think are delusional women])” but hey what do i know.

"how can you multiship?" well you see honey, when two people love each other very much and neither of them is real...

rbing this again just to say that some of the people bringing up polyamory/polygamy are kinda missing the point.

yeah ot3s are a thing but multishipping means shipping the same character with more than one characters separately, as in not within the same relationship. because they aren't real and you don't have to find a "morally acceptable" way for them to be with multiple people, so they "aren't cheating", such as being in a poly relationship.

Another dream comic. Had a dream where I was tied to a chair in a dark room and some hooded figures killed me after I begged for my life—but then I got caught in a time loop and so I kept trying to figure out what I could say to get them to not shoot me but they killed me no matter what I said. Started just shouting random stuff eventually.

Official Time Loop Post

- cannot be killed in a way that matters (time loop)

- want to know the name of god (you fungal piece of shit)

Congrats op you're their mushroom

It’s wild to me to see transvestigator conspiracy theories online that could be so easily explained by natural human variation. That woman has a deep voice? Yeah, sometimes they do. A woman has broad shoulders?? Maybe she plays rugby or hits the gym a fuckton. There’s a “bulge” in her tight pants?? Maybe her vulva is just fat. All the “markers” of trans woman that transvestigators use to harass any woman aren’t even things unique to trans women.

Transphobes talk about women like they’re Barbies. Have you forgotten the existence of cameltoe? Tiny boobs? Narrow hips? Broad shoulders? Why do you think choirs have altos and not just sopranos? What do you think female athletes look like? Do you think a woman that lifts weights and plays contact sports will look like a 90s supermodel? At what point in history did we collectively forget that human bodies have natural variability???

Dungeons and Dragons was originally developed by the U.S. Military to teach battle tactics.

Then I will definitely succeed in the Navy!

Don’t be so sure. If you roll a 1 or 2 when you ship out you automatically drown.

I have a couple of d20s, can I roll them all at once and choose the best one?

I’m afraid naval tradition demands you cast “Old Rolly”

Old Rolly dates back to the Triremes of Ancient Greece and has killed about 1 in 10 prospective sailors for the last few millennia. In the Persian wars she was rolled to execute Haxamanis, in Ancient Rome she was rolled by Julius Caesar as he crossed the Rubicon, indeed this is the very die he spoke of being cast. 

It fell into the hands of Dante and DaVinci, and then into the service of Napoleon who cast it to kill Lord Nelson. But after Trafalgar it was kept unrolled in the British Museum for nearly 75 years until it was called into service again in America, where it has served the fates at Annapolis ever since.

Many a senator has decried the use of Old Rolly as barbaric but the U.S. Constitution clearly states, “And ye shall rolle 1d20 upon thee induction of each foldier and if they shoulde rolle a one, they shall surely be put to death by drowninge.”

So I wish you luck, good Sailor, when your time comes.

he's reeeally pushing his luck

Mx why are they so shaped.