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@that-dinopunk-guy

Depressed middle-aged loser, he/him. I used to draw dinosaurs and currently like to pretend I'm an author. Sometimes I share my writing on here but I'm pretty sure nobody reads it so I mostly just reblog stuff I think is neat. This includes female nudity, so be warned. Bigots and chud blogs get blocked on sight.
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On the subject of trivia about aliens I made up:

B-3-K is an observer construct of the Cluster, which is from the same space opera 'verse as the Mo'e-Mo'e, so here's some trivia about it that nobody wants or asked for.

  • B-3-K and the Cluster also originated from that online roleplay I was involved in. While there it was an antagonist, an inscrutable alien presence bent on exterminating all life in the universe simply to see if it could, this current version is more of a neutral, if rather snarky and condescending, observer.
  • My original version of B-3-K was a herald construct, and her purpose was to appear on worlds targeted by the Cluster and inform them of their impending extinction using a form they would recognize. She was a lot of fun to write for, since her only apparent mood was "sarcastic condescending asshole" and she could say whatever she wanted since any attempt to shut her up would be potentially catastrophic. (Not that it would achieve anything anyway, since she also wasn't alive in the first place and the only way to get rid of a construct is if the Cluster deletes it for some reason.)
  • Clarke's Third Law is entirely in effect when it comes to the Cluster; it's so mind-bogglingly advanced by the standards of the rest of the setting that nobody has any idea how it can do the things it does, and some suspect that it may even predate the formation of the universe entirely.
  • I've always deliberately refused to come up with an actual explanation for the exact nature of the Cluster, even for my own private use, since I want to keep it as weird and mysterious as possible. The closest I've come to describing what it is is a character seeing one of its non-humanoid constructs and describing it as painful to look at and looking like "physical math."
  • Rather than using captive wormholes or Alcubierre-type drives to travel interstellar distances like the other races of the galaxy, the Cluster's constructs instead use holes opened in the fabric of reality itself. Looking through one of these holes is not recommended, since most beings' brains are not capable of processing what they'd see. While catching a glimpse of what's outside our observable reality isn't likely to drive one insane, it does commonly cause headaches, disorientation, and nausea.
  • The Cluster's constructs are typically composed of some sort of unclassified exotic matter encased within a protective field. If this field is breached, then the construct disintegrates and the exotic matter (dubbed, for lack of a better term, "Cluster particles") instantly and violently annihilates everything it comes into contact with.
  • Nobody knows where the Cluster's homeworld is, or if it even has one. Many who are aware of its existence suspect that it actually exists outside our universe entirely.
  • Given that I've played around with the idea of all my creative works existing within a big shared multiverse, my original genocidal Cluster and my current neutral Cluster could conceivably be one and the same, interacting with multiple universes simultaneously but behaving differently in each one; like the cosmic equivalent of a bored kid watching ants on one section of sidewalk while also burning them with a magnifying glass on another.
  • B-3-K's name, as well as that of the Cluster itself, are references to Lexx.
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So, fun (read: pointless) fact about this bit:

Since Arenaria's people, the Isani, live in a very hot and humid environment, they generally don't wear much in the way of undergarments to avoid any unpleasant chafing. Also, Arenaria is kind of a pervert. So her habitually going commando could very well be canon.

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So, various versions of this story have been online for about twenty years now, and fun fact, the two T. rex that we meet in this chapter are brothers.

I have also read somewhere that the two T. rex shown in this sequence of the Swamps episode of Prehistoric Planet were intended by the production team to be brothers:

COINCIDENCE?!

...Yes, of course, obviously it's a coincidence.

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I know I already shared an earlier version of this on here a while ago but fuck you, here it is again. This is an interquel of sorts to my two Gondolend novellas, set three years after Eleven Days in the Valley (which can be read in its entirety here) and several weeks before The Beasts of Kulig County (which will start going up online next month).

This story partly came about because a while before writing it I had decided that Gina was pansexual (or rather, that would be how she would describe herself using our terminology, since the culture in which she was raised doesn't really get as hung up on gender and sexuality as we do and so never bothered to come up with so many different categories). This presented a problem however, because I hadn't actually written her as such in any stories, and I didn't want to come off as one of those authors who says a character is LGBT+ for representation points, but is too chickenshit to show them being LGBT+ in the actual text of the story. I know I'll never have a big enough audience for that to matter, but it still annoys me. So, I just said fuck it and gave her a canon girlfriend, so that it's out there and unavoidable.

Unfortunately, doing this led to another problem: now I had to try to write a convincing romantic relationship, which as anyone who knows me well can attest is not a subject with which I have a lot of real world experience.

Fun* Gondolend trivia: this line is a reference to a comment by (I believe) Mark Witton, which I unfortunately cannot currently find again, in which he speculates that with its relatively poor adaptations for flight and apparent preference for running around and climbing, Dimorphodon might make good pets. So the Dimorphodon in this scene are domesticated animals living on the street, like stray cats crossed with flying squirrels.

*Fun is a subjective term. I accept no liability for any lack of fun derived from reading this.

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I know I already shared an earlier version of this on here a while ago but fuck you, here it is again. This is an interquel of sorts to my two Gondolend novellas, set three years after Eleven Days in the Valley (which can be read in its entirety here) and several weeks before The Beasts of Kulig County (which will start going up online next month).

This story partly came about because a while before writing it I had decided that Gina was pansexual (or rather, that would be how she would describe herself using our terminology, since the culture in which she was raised doesn't really get as hung up on gender and sexuality as we do and so never bothered to come up with so many different categories). This presented a problem however, because I hadn't actually written her as such in any stories, and I didn't want to come off as one of those authors who says a character is LGBT+ for representation points, but is too chickenshit to show them being LGBT+ in the actual text of the story. I know I'll never have a big enough audience for that to matter, but it still annoys me. So, I just said fuck it and gave her a canon girlfriend, so that it's out there and unavoidable.

Unfortunately, doing this led to another problem: now I had to try to write a convincing romantic relationship, which as anyone who knows me well can attest is not a subject with which I have a lot of real world experience.

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