Screw it, here's a pinned master post of all the fiction I currently have published online

I don't expect anyone to actually read any of it since it's not fan fiction about skinny white boys from boring BBC shows kissing each other or whatever it is everyone here is into nowadays, but HERE IT IS ANYWAY.

Gondolend stories:

Other stuff:

Unfinished stories:

I will be updating this list as new stories go up on my site.

Seems like I have two kinds of coworkers whenever the subject of my nonexistent love life comes up:

1. "Whoa, you want a woman you actually find attractive? Get a load of Mr. Picky over here!"

2. "Y'know who you should date? Rihanna."

The Onion has bought InfoWars.

The world is still fucked, but man that's funny.

So I'm building an M4gery, since somehow in all my years of owning and building ARs I've never had one (well I did briefly, but then I gave it to my mom for her birthday), and when I saw a site selling surplus KAC RAS rails for not too bad a price I thought fuck it, why not. So I ordered one, it arrived yesterday, and man...

This thing is gloriously beat to shit.

As gnarly as this thing looks in these photos, they're not even doing full justice to how chewed up parts of this thing are. It's beautiful.

It was manufactured in 2006, making it older than some of my coworkers. Also, look at that dust. Where did it pick that up, I wonder.

So yeah, this thing's really cool. It has loads of character, and somehow despite looking like it's had a building fall on it it still feels shockingly good to hold for a quad rail.

Good purchase, do not regret.

Okay, I'm ready for summer now.