The National anthem of the hunters
Oh look, tears, I didn't know I had those. (The sword of Hades, page 32)
Honestly, i think he would succeed
Rick Riordan
How normal people see him:
How the fandom sees him:
A lovely gift to the gods, The delicious smell of vomit. *Leo vomits into the brazier* *The gods, while holding their nose* "The fuck is this smell!?"
Going to the underworld
Me: *Walks into D.O.A Studios*
Charon: "Go away, you have to be dead to go down the elavator!"
Me: "Does from the inside count?"
The movies should be burned
Leo and Percy are standing behind a wall and looking around the corner Leo looks at Percy "you think she's gone?" Percy looks back at Leo, a grin forming on his face "let's do it" They jump from behind the wall and start to perform the Macarena. Before they can even begin with the lyrics they hear the sound of someone running towards them. "Don't you dare!"
Annabeth would crap her pants if she saw this
*cries in ancient Greek*
He's the definition of sassy, and you can't tell me otherwise
Happy Birthday Nico!
January 28th, 1924
Let's all go get McDonalds or something