There's just so much I don't know about Tolkien's work

stick

can I just log in

The idea that trans women are just like, cosplaying women or something for some ulterior motive is so utterly absurd to me, especially when I consider what I and so many other trans women value most in our transitions, which really is the mundane. I don’t just “pretend” to be a woman in public, I am a woman always, and it’s at home when I am just doing the same things I have always done that I feel most fulfilled in my transition, like cooking dinner or lounging in my pyjamas or doing homework. I did not transition for some supposed social advantage but because my coffee tastes sweeter through the lips of the woman I am than the man I tried to be.

Smoking on that we'd

WE'RE pissing on company time

Settle a bet.

soooo true bestie

NO ONE GETS THEIR ASS BEAT IN A POLL LIKE GASTON

puella magi madoka magica does not subvert the magical girl genre and thats why its awesome

*looking for a midnight snack* *gets flashbanged*

This is literally the plot of a Garfield comic strip

"Ah, protecting the world against Bahamut has made me quite famished. Let's see what Urianger has stocked toda--"

Just today I got to see a chess book that I remember reading as a little kid. While it didn't give me a lifelong passion for chess, it did give me a lifelong passion for fantasy for its artwork.

The book is "Chess for Young Beginners" from 1975, and here's some of the artwork:

Like, this artwork goes hard. I especially appreciate the colour scheme for the black pieces, with its browns, bronzes, reds and oranges.

This artwork is amazing, evocative, exciting and dramatic. I recommend giving it a look if you have a chance - you can probably scrounge up a PDF of this thing with a bit of searching.

what do you mean this is an ad i can't reblog

font reviews based on how good :3 looks

Arial: Classic font, looks good for the most part, but a little bit bland also. 6/10

Berlin Sans FB: There's already a lot more character, but the mouth is simply too long and the lips don't curl enough which takes away from the experience. 4/10

Comic Sans MS: Now THAT'S a colon-three. There's so much silliness in that face it's hard to bear. My only real critique is that the eyes are just a smidge too narrow, but that's just a nitpick more than anything. 8/10

Courier New: Sleek. Professional. Big vertical eyes full of glee. Very solid choice for a colon-three font. 7/10

Jokerman: I feel bad for including this one. That font stood no chance against the others. This is the eldritch horror of colon-threes. These eyes are filled with nothing except murderous intent. The mouth is crooked with a sharp corner, but the most egregious part is probably the teeth-like protrustions from the bottom part of the mouth. 0/10

Goudy Stout: An interesting take on colon-three. I like the idea of having an incredibly thick mouth (even if it's a bit too thick for my liking), and the eyes being big and centered is a big positive. Much sillier than most fonts, but I think struggles to beat Comic Sans in terms of silliness. 6/10

Consolas: Worse version of Courier New. The lips just don't curl enough and it just ends up looking a little pathetic. 4/10

Fixedsys: Oh my god. Holy shit. What the fuck. 10/10

Liberation Serif: the flat ends on the three gives it its own character. sadly i think the 90 degree ish corners kinda ruin the idea 4/10

Scientifica: a flat topped three that doesn't stand a chance compared to Fixedsys 3/10

FiraCode Light: a much better version of Consolas that has way better curls on the three. this font is oddly unique in the fact its colon is almost perfectly inline with the 3. this is sadly let down by the extremely thick dots of the colon. 8/10

Dots N Crosses Pxl: a font i myself made because i was bored a while back, for some reason this combo appears to have awful kerning, this leads to the three looking much larger than it actually is. for a colon three i don't think it does too bad on the three-front, although it could do with the three being more curly.

Item: in the 1950s research was starting to suggest smoking cigarettes might be bad for you, so one company beefed up their filter with asbestos

since i'm talking about stick people yuri anyway here are some scattered shitposts i never bothered to port over to tumblr

pills that make you green but in the porn universe

[ID: Three panels.

Panel 1: A stick person is talking to a doctor

"Doctor I would like to turn green"

"Green like my... pickle?"

Panel 2: Zoom in on the other one.

"No absolutely not. What the fuck. This is extremely unacceptable behavior for a medical professional. I am going to risk my chance at medication by reporting this incident. Fuck you."

Panel 3: Zoom in further.

"please I just want to get the services I'm asking for it's every fucking day in this timeline no I don't want 'extra sausage' and 'special sauce' on my pizza I want to have dinner I am hungry"

End ID.]