(905): ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual “Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ” event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
(484): It shouldn’t be this hard to find someone who you haven’t blown.
(609): I need to align my fucking chakras
(602): Last night was fun but it wasn’t right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
(612): He’s carved the words “SLAM STATION” into his headboard…
(575): I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
(208): Its become more of a routine…Whenever I get done eating and have leftovers I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Paybacks a bitch ehhh
(414): I can’t be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
(870): I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml