(508): I called him my big strong man today. It’s all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
(508): just woke up and my boobs have “fun police” written on them
(617): you going clubbing tonight?
(508): well its tuesday isnt it
(508): Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
(508): Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher