(+44): i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
(+44): I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
(+44): No I didn’t say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn’t say anything about it being safe. It’s not my fault if you weren’t listening properly.
(+44): I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON’T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!