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Colorful Words of Black and White

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Sometimes I disappear for weeks on end but other times I am a fanfic writer for multiple fandoms.
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sabrebash

dreamed there was this big moth with the soul of a 3 year old girl in it and when she wanted to be held she’d do this

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This is why you never hear from me anymore:

His name is Thackery Binx. <3

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at first i thought this was some homophobic shit but then..

DEAD

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alviaalcedo

Rooftop ✨

1 March - a national cat day in my country :)

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🏆🎆 An Award for the Loveliest of Writers 🎆🏆What you create for the world is loved and deserves recognition for all of your hard work and passion!! Thank you for sharing your talent—of which is beyond compare ♡ Pass this on to 5 other authors who you think deserve more recognition and appreciation ❤❤❤

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So glad my tiktok fyp is this stuff and not weird white girls

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reblog to send your mutuals a hug. maybe just the thought is enough to cheer them up 🥺

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Writing tip #5: The right length for a chapter is exactly equal to the length that feels like the right length for that chapter, whether that be 5 or 5,000 words. Your book, your rules.

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voyagerprobe

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

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systlin

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

I mean

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

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musicalhell

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

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rpluvsyj

This post is a blessing

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Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

Oh my god they were phishing

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soap-lady

Fun fact: Grecian Sirens looked like this:

They were half-bird women, like harpies but more charismatic. They didn’t become mermaids in art until centuries later.

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Literally don’t understand how people my age have done things already I swear I just woke up a year ago

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To Tired Writers. To the people out there whose hearts very, very much want to write and work on WIPs, but who are just mentally and physically exhausted right now. It’s okay. It is okay to rest sometimes. Allow yourself time to rest. 

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