tevintersoldier reblogged
Y’know, as an erotica editor, I’ve read many euphemisms for female genitalia over the years, but somehow I’ve managed to go nearly a decade without ever once reading the phrase “her throbbing jazz café”. Until now.
now I will never in my life upon walking into a jazz café be able to utter the phrase “wow, this jazz café is throbbing” with a clear conscience, thanks!
so far I’ve avoided this conundrum by avoiding jazz cafés and it’s worked out just fine