getting so close

still not over the fact that Crowley WALKED ACROSS CONSECRATED GROUND, then stood next to a BASIN FULL OF THE THING THAT DESTROYS HIM, in a church he'd just DIVERTED BOMBS TO, so he could stand IN THE EXPLOSION with Aziraphale and trust Aziraphale's miracle to SPARE THEM EXPLODING TOGETHER, and he trusted it well enough to use his own energy to RESCUE AZIRAPHALE'S BOOKS, which he knew AZIRAPHALE WOULD FORGET TO DO, and he did all that while he was ON THE WAY TO ANOTHER JOB, which he fucked up because he remembered to protect the books but FORGOT TO PROTECT HIS OWN STUFF, and then he spent the rest of the night HELPING AZIRAPHALE LIVE OUT HIS HOMOEROTIC MAGICIAN THEATRICAL DREAMS like he hadn't just BURNED HIS FEET TO SHIT like dear lord Crowley the power of love is a heckuva drug, isn't it?

imagine s3 where aziraphale is scouting around a maternity hospital in newspaperman mode trying to locate the second coming born of immaculate conception round 2 electric bugaloo, goes into the next ward where he happens across a redhead doing the exact same thing but under a decidedly better disguise as an actual midwife (because of course said redhead has experience in obstetrics) but the redhead doesn't immediately notice aziraphale because he's too busy asking the new mothers if they need any shoes, until he turns around and it's just

stede taking a million years to realize things is deeply relatable

ed and stede as innkeepers though would be so funny. because they're both insane. so imagine you show up to the inn and ed answers the door in a kiss the cook apron and tells you all about how he's an innkeeper and not a pirate and sometimes a fisherman and an accountant. and that dinner is at 8 and he hopes you like fish because he's cooking fish for dinner ('again' stede adds curtly). and stede shows you to your room and tells you about all the furniture and art in the place and how 'none of it is stolen, if you were wondering'. and there's a lot of erotic merman art in the gift shop. and the place is quaint but you can't sleep because the owners are having fucking buck wild sex downstairs so it makes it hard to make eye contact with them at breakfast.

Can everyone please read the Big Bad Wolf series by Charlie Adhara? Is it gay? Yes. Is it the most slept on gay werewolf detective books in existence? Yes. Did it change my brain chemistry? Yes. Is there smut? Yes. Read ittttt, it made my brain feel good and I feel like all my ROTE besties would like it too :)))

Argh, he's so sweet!!! I can't, I really can't!

A smiling Crowley to wish you all a great start of your week 💙

I hope you like it! <:

Prints and other stuff on my RedBubble and Threadless c:

you know, mostly I love the way Castiel is presented in fandom. but sometimes I miss seeing the side of Cas that isn’t just cheery and bumbling and sweet-mannered. I love the old bad-tempered, overdramatic whiny pissbaby Cas. this is the creature who bitched and complained constantly, and whose first instinct upon hearing the Apocalypse had arrived was to suggest they all get piss-drunk and lie down on the ground and wait to die.

where’s the high school AU where Cas is a melodramatic bitter asshole like ‘I failed this test. what’s the point. I’m going to drown myself in the water fountain’ where’s the coffee shop AU where someone gets Cas’ order wrong and instead of being a cutie about it he just stares bleakly into his styrofoam cup like ‘i guess it’ll do. i guess it won’t matter when we all eventually turn to the abyss. then again, by that logic, nothing really matters’ or the cute teacher AU where he teaches philosophy and gives all the kids existential crises being like 'well, technically, nothing is real. and our concept of human life is arbitrary and entirely meaningless……. your paper is due Thursday’

please

Imagine Lorne being around during Once More With Feeling and having the time of his life with everyone singing.

Nathan is rumored to be playing Richard Rider/Nova in Guardians of the Galaxy (x)

Imagine you’re walking alone through the woods. There’s no one around and your phone has just died. Out of the corner of your eye, you spot them. Your icon.

What we expect to see in season 10

petition for vatican city to compete in eurovision

imagine bishiops going on stage and ripping off their robes to reveal latex suits underneath dancing and singing to dance electro pop in latin 

what if it was david attenborough narrating dragon age 2?

[david attenborough voice] and here we have a young hawke, watch how his sarcasm is unappreciated by the noble whose wife has died