tethrarisms reblogged
Varric on Hawke: my muse. my everything. my best friend and the nastiest son of a bitch I've ever met. a legend
Varric on the Inquisitor: obligatory co-worker
Varric on Rook: my son. I found him in an alley dumpster and fed him sardines like a cat until he could fight guys in the street again
#LMAOOOOO WHY IS THIS SO TRUE#in his defense he was kinda weirded out by the whole herald thing#but inky is cool too ;-;#also also varric was forced to work with the inquisition - it's not like he chose them like he did rook and hawke#not to mention hawke's spicy flavor#varric tethras#marian hawke#garrett hawke#the inquisitor#rook