dog in a bog
I CANNOT GET OVER THIS DOG
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i have watched approximately 54535624664534 of these so here is my Ode to Hallmark Christmas Movies
everyone: this is a callout post for my mom/aunt/grandma
me: this is a well thought out self-drag
If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter
aceofsquiddles
RAMI MALEK as FREDDIE MERCURY in BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY
Rami Malek, speaking with Fresh Air’s Terry Gross, about wearing prosthetic teeth to play Mercury
The teeth were difficult to get used to in the beginning. Initially I put them in my mouth a year prior to shooting and I immediately felt insecure. I felt like I was on my back foot, in a way. I didn’t feel like myself. …
It was a feeling of insecurity that I had to cover them up as well. I had been watching so much footage of him. You see him covering up his teeth so often that I thought, “How am I ever going to do that?” Well, as soon as those teeth went in, it was second nature. I found myself covering them up so often. My lips would dry up, so I found myself licking my lips as he did.
But another thing happened: I started to compensate physically by holding my posture better, elongating my body, sitting up very straight, and that’s something you also see him do. And I don’t know if that was something that affected him, or he was born with the elegance that he has, but it did give me a way into understanding a little bit more about him. His name is originally Farrokh Bulsara, and he wasn’t even called that as a kid… most of the kids in school called him “Bucky.”
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I never get tired of this video. His little legs galloping… gah, so cute!
chocolateharmonyperson
Have you seen this cuteness?
It’s a pacifier! He’s stolen a baby’s binky and he’s so excited. Adorable.
Feeling sad? Have a mighty hunter.
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a character i want to be friends with: OTABEK ALTIN
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Get ya spice game up. I go to a local farmers market and get all my spices. They have a whole spice wall that I love.
genuinehumanboy
you can only reblog this today
Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work
How to make Dead Chicken With Old Milk. (via jackapollo)
keeperofthirteen
This actually looks good. How do we turn it into actual food.
coffee-cow
im going into shock
dickslapthestate
what do you mean you’re at soup?!?!
iceandfireempoleon
I’m happy you heard italian like this
Source: youtube.com
this is the only food critic I’ll accept at my restaurant.
Feeding your animals (safe) but new-to-them foods is botha great source of enrichment for the and endless hilarity for you. I reccomend green beans because they’re unwieldly for them to eat so its an involved process.
cameoapparition
Happy 11th birthday to None Pizza with Left Beef
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Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”
monobeartheater
AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE
kierenwalkerpds
so that’s the function of a rubber duck
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I work at a startup and part of the onboarding package you get when you first start working here now includes a rubber duck. We also have a bigger version of the duck for the extra hard problems. Sometimes one duck doesn’t cut it and you need to borrow your neighbors to get more ducks on the problem. One time we couldn’t figure out why something wasn’t working right so we assembled the counsel of ducks and by the grace of the Duck Gods were we able to finally come to a solution. These ducks have saved many lives and should be respected for the heroes they are.
I use this for writing, actually. Explain what I’m doing and what I want to do and the different ways i can get to point B from A, as well as the different problems, amazingly working them out as I explain why I could or couldn’t the different things. I love the Rubber Duck theory.
Former programmer, can confirm. We didn’t have a duck in our office so our other programmer, who I shared a space with, used me as a duck proxy. (For the explaining, not the throwing.)
There was more than one day where I’d casually hear “Hey can you be a duck for a minute?”
wickedmamii
Literally the cutest thing ever lmao