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You're Gary freaking Goldstein!!

#people don't even say bless you anymore they just look at you like this #gary goldstein attorney at law #Gary Goldstein #jon matteson #hatchetfield

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I had a dream that Gary Goldstein and man in a hurry passionately made out on stage /srs

#pls be real #attorney in a hurry #gary goldstein attorney at law #gary goldstein #barry swift #man in a hurry #black friday starkid #hatchetfield #starkid #gay #queer

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I love the idea that Jane was the only psychiatrist in hatchetfield because that's the reason everyone at hatchetfield is mentally ill, because the only psychiatrist is dead and also an insane car

The same goes for Gary being the only lawyer. He talks that fast because he lives in a town where people keep getting murdered, people go missing all the time and others call him for any minor inconvenience, he talks fast because he has no time.

#i guess you could say gary is....an attorney in a hurry #jane perkins #janes a car #gary goldstein #gary goldstein attorney at law #black friday #black friday starkid #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #attorney in a hurry #hatchetfield #starkid