I just realised that the sniggles are supposed to be like angels. Their second line is literally “don’t be scared” which is pretty much “be not afraid” but simpler
I LOVE LOVE LOVE PAULKINS J LOVE THEM I LOVEE PAULKINS J LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE THEM
Guys appletheosis is really growing on me like yes let’s go evil toxic yaoi that never met and would be horrible for each other/pos
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So it only recently occurred to me that Wilbur Cross was probably a reference to Wilbur Whateley from The Dunwich Horror? So two new headcanons based on this revelation:
At one point P.E.I.P. thinks they’ve killed Wiley and when they try to autopsy his body it’s just the shock panel from Dissection Girl, with mangled chunks of human organs melting into crazy Lovecraftian bullshit, teeth and eyes sprouting out of random places and all sorts of tentacles.then he gets up and the real horror show starts
Dogs go absolutely berserk around him, unable to stand his unnatural presence and try their best to attack him. He has lost at least one fight with Miss Holloway because they get too close to a pack of dogs or timber wolves and he gets mauled.
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why do colds have to exist? like man, I'm just trying to Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle my way through life why am I so congested
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I want to grab Wilbur Cross with one hand and shake him around like a dog toy I love him so much-
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How did Wiggly get drunk
Who's the culprit :[
a cause for celebration, don't you think?
Wiggly talks like a baby and looks like an adult man but he's actually a teenage girl do you guys understand me
I like to think that no one in Clivesdale hates Hatchetfield and when someone mentions hatchetfield they say shit like "Love Hatchetfield, love them straight to heaven, sweethearts ☺️💕"
I love the idea that Jane was the only psychiatrist in hatchetfield because that's the reason everyone at hatchetfield is mentally ill, because the only psychiatrist is dead and also an insane car
The same goes for Gary being the only lawyer. He talks that fast because he lives in a town where people keep getting murdered, people go missing all the time and others call him for any minor inconvenience, he talks fast because he has no time.