A Witchy Bitch

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

He’s so…. I need him 😔

This would do numbers on tumblr.

And the number is 30.

The number is currently 97

Oh boy little green frog this really did do numbers didn't it. We're really in it now little green frog.

you know how people say soup is round and so it's messed up to put it in a square tupperware? that's how I feel every time I see a square watch

curious what your thoughts on this are then

It says guess bcs you're more likely to actually figure out what time it is that way.

How do you feel about Qlocktwo?

You know given my dyscaculia this is actually easier for me to read than a regular analog clock AND it's giving old school cheesy secret agent vibes so I think it's so ridiculous that it loops back around to being cool again. Still, wish it was round.

Okay this one I think you will probably like then

Reveal by Projects

Super easy to read

I have an addition:

"How do these clocks make you feel?"

Someone brought me this beauty for a battery change a few months ago

It wraps around your wrist and it's probably the coolest watch I've ever seen at work

That's actually the coolest watch I've ever seen in my entire life, thank you for sharing!

bakugo x the tiktok famous hero that's assigned to 'save his public image'

His agency gives you full control of all of his social media. he pretends not to care, but he's seen your 'hero work' - the posing, the dancing, the modeling- and he's worried you're going to make him into the same kind of poser you are-

But then the pictures start hitting instagram. The first is a candid, one he didn't even know you took. He's joking with Kirishima, both dirty post scuffle. Both men have matching wide smiles, sharp teeth fully out, laughter clearly caught in their eyes. It's... surprisingly vulnerable. Less hero and more human than he'd ever prefer to show. There's no caption underneath, but the comments explode within an hour and both he and Kirishima find a bit of a popularity boost.

The next ones are similar. Him knelt down with a little girl, talking to her. Meeting with first year sidekicks, patting their backs. None are captioned, yet all get attention.

Finally, he catches you editing a picture on the couch of his agency. This one, he's passed out on the same couch, caught in the golden hour light. It's a bit more sensual than the others- a bit of his shirt has ridden up, exposing a sliver of skin and his lips are gently parted. He looks younger, more relaxed.

"Oi-" You nearly jump out of your skin when he comes up behind you. "At least fuckin' give it a caption."

You give a Mona Lisa smile. "You work best when you aren't saying anything at all."

There are four types of fish scales!

the best fanfic is the one the author had fun writing actually.

the second best is the one the author used to work through some issues.

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holy shit, the absolute king at the end

As a transit worker anyone who whines about fare evaders can lick, suck on, gargle, lightly tickle, and then carefully blow dry my balls, it’s a non issue. We need to eliminate a fares and fully fund public transit with some of the money we’re wasting on dressing cops up like master chief, and on collecting them in the first place which is expensive and dumb.

Fantasy!Kacchan will always be the best goddamn thing to happen to the fandom and to me

Kacchan, but it's TOTK and nothing has really changed because he's a barbarian again! Commissioned piece, no reposts dagnabit.

30-something Kacchan.

I bet you wish you were in a red barn being fed oats. Horse.

I don't remember making this post. But there's my name. Right up there in the corner.

I become consumed with jealousy every time I look at mudlarking instagram pages.

Imagine living near a river with so so many historical artifacts in it that you actually need to buy a licence to pick them up. absolutely wild.

Me, a Canadian who lives near a river: "Yeah my brothers and I used to spend hours poking around on the riverbank when we were younger, it was lots of fun! We found a few neat bottles and a small handful of pottery shards, but mostly we just found bathroom tiles. Hundreds of little square bathroom tiles, and they didn't look very old. I guess someone in the area redid their bathroom a decade or two earlier and just dumped them all in the river."

British people who live near rivers: "Today I've found a Georgian cufflink and a medieval pilgrim badge and a beautiful coloured glass perfume bottle stopper. Ooh and here's another pipe bowl for my clay pipe collection, which I keep right next to my collection of 17th century glassware fragments."

Shut up shut up shut uppp

Our fandom forbearers did NOT suffer through Anne Rice, strikethrough, and other bullshit for fucking ACOTAR and Harry Potter fans to fucking ruin it for all of us by selling fanfiction. I am not losing novel length yaoi epics because some of you don't know how to act in fannish spaces and yes I do blame the booktokification of fanfic but I also blame those of you that treat fandom like content to consume and not a community to engage with.

Seriously people, learn fandom etiquette. It exists, it exists for extremely good reasons, and it's been decades in the making.

You know the saying, 'OSHA regulations are written in blood'? Yeah, that applies to fandom etiquette. We didn't make this shit up to lord it over newcomers, these rules evolved as a form of fucking self-defense and by god we'll die on this hill.

So stop putting other people's fanfictions on KINDLE UNLIMITED!!!

In case you're unaware: that can (and will) get the writer and publisher a Cease & Desist and very possibly a lawsuit. Which they will lose.

Fanfic must be free or else it is breaking copyright — even advertising on a fanfic website is risky.

You do not own the copyright. You do not own the characters. You do not make money off copyrights that are not your own.

Who TF is putting fanfic on Kindle Unlimited??

Don't list it on fucking Goodreads either ffs.

this is so funny to me theyre talking about him like they strapped a gopro to a dog